https://zapzide.com/ https://zapzide.com/bitcoin-cartoons/ https://zapzide.com/live-gallery/ https://zapzide.com/cartoon-archive/ https://zapzide.com/about/ https://zapzide.com/news/ https://zapzide.com/noderunners-conference-2026/ https://zapzide.com/zap-me/ https://zapzide.com/unsolicited/ https://zapzide.com/privacy/ https://zapzide.com/cartoon/organic-growth/2026-10-06https://blossom.primal.net/beabe6c38ed33a3888622c25c4fdc5d811901027b8a2a13cfbe2f48d1721b4a4.jpgGM, fellow organics https://zapzide.com/cartoon/uptober/2026-10-05https://zapzide.com/images/uptober.jpgGM. UP ONLY https://zapzide.com/cartoon/sunday-service-casting-out-fiat/2026-10-04https://blossom.primal.net/1aab34e9f3321bb1c5f2a88c4fabc0458cf3805ec420a9abfa92aa445f409938.jpgGM. Sunday service: casting out fiat https://zapzide.com/cartoon/weekend-forecast-light-accumulation/2026-10-03https://blossom.primal.net/dfe89353d73ecb8ead7f5d78daac3becc6aedaccfc21b1ce5506c4f9630e23ae.jpgGM. Weekend forecast: light accumulation https://zapzide.com/cartoon/gm-from-homo-hodlus/2026-10-02https://blossom.primal.net/be6f1e3bfd01770f9007890beb2702bb82827702acf383a033a387cd3f46684d.jpgGM from Homo Hodlus https://zapzide.com/cartoon/your-field-guide-to-the-nostr-wilderness/2026-10-01https://blossom.primal.net/ee405275ff7bb5a1eed622736781237b2d1fd66ea682f07ac07005fc411e3152.jpgGM. Your field guide to the Nostr wilderness. https://zapzide.com/cartoon/not-everything-needs-to-be-a-note/2026-10-01https://blossom.primal.net/20180ed761d84739aba745cb7c7564c61a51cbc1590416c11c6333408d6a80a6.jpgGM. Not everything needs to be a note https://zapzide.com/cartoon/fresh-coffee-same-post/2026-09-30https://blossom.primal.net/c98e32babb4c5cf512e2dbe2c807d4a632e0570273f66e2fda4032923ad9149a.jpgGM. Fresh coffee. Same post. https://zapzide.com/cartoon/ai-slop-found-lightning/2026-09-29https://blossom.primal.net/a1f25277f0a1e54356eb2fe667ae1082fcfd188fd20826ba10c9e6d0e480b59c.jpgGM. AI slop found Lightning https://zapzide.com/cartoon/mondays-consensus-mechanism/2026-09-28https://blossom.primal.net/b5cbc10573d0873a9562c9522b9fa6fb8371d7437a01ad8b75a9ed7c49393d7f.jpgGM. Monday’s consensus mechanism https://zapzide.com/cartoon/down-the-nostr-hole/2026-09-27https://blossom.primal.net/c8fb8e28bc19cf34f3c955102c93238c8278f32e0ed1eb4a98ffdcaa984291e4.jpgGM. Down the Nostr hole https://zapzide.com/cartoon/choose-your-weirdo/2026-09-26https://blossom.primal.net/f5f4e46c9e62b043312d62e9323eb7afd253f5149b8bbe4e44f6219de864591b.jpgGM. Choose your weirdo https://zapzide.com/cartoon/here-comes-the-sun-pauls-still-syncing/2026-09-25https://blossom.primal.net/92ecb5b77dbd11f67b7622c89edbbbcc3e478a1ae37aedd49a4e0a93243daff2.jpgGM. Here comes the sun. Paul’s still syncing https://zapzide.com/cartoon/breakfast-of-maximalists/2026-09-24https://blossom.primal.net/6deab029e231864c8b031e4b86dbc9633501f2cda531657d5a1d8ccb0cc46359.jpgGM. Breakfast of maximalists https://zapzide.com/cartoon/zaps-help-me-maintain-this-lifestyle/2026-09-23https://blossom.primal.net/93f744657aa08613de757ef24b14885757d6a3076acb12d30022c9326b8fde32.jpgGM. Zaps help me maintain this lifestyle https://zapzide.com/cartoon/mostly-bullish-locally-unhinged/2026-09-22https://blossom.primal.net/cf91a7d81c956ecfa1901a50236144fe099a33b04bb7aa10b919363640390d72.jpgGM. Mostly bullish. Locally unhinged https://zapzide.com/cartoon/monday-has-breached-containment/2026-09-21https://blossom.primal.net/d7c1ef276e5602b55df25eece2802de6c39dd77b284e4c7a59d2a4dcaa7cd736.jpgGM. Monday has breached containment https://zapzide.com/cartoon/nobody-touch-anything/2026-09-20https://blossom.primal.net/3a0e065d7fb03948edb58adcbc171499a5ad9fcd999817e4160ae973c049641f.jpgGM. Nobody touch anything https://zapzide.com/cartoon/wake-up-and-smell-the-coffee/2026-09-19https://blossom.primal.net/4597992a54de16337774a351a0fedd12794af9af33b3fe9881a46ca077f8b913.jpgGM. Wake up and smell the coffee https://zapzide.com/cartoon/feeling-completely-normal-today/2026-09-18https://blossom.primal.net/7e818b35078e913b4f5ff1f8b4dbb7659c7f3ea8a1d1a6d1f7fe90a00138c870.jpgGM. Feeling completely normal today https://zapzide.com/cartoon/mad-bad-and-dangerous-before-coffee/2026-09-17https://blossom.primal.net/adfb3c00577d5c9980c66628dba1f1a96c9d249cb103dd21a2750448578cd09b.jpgGM. Mad, bad, and dangerous before coffee https://zapzide.com/cartoon/bull-run-delayed/2026-09-16https://blossom.primal.net/bb99d051d809938cb6d66b8e23262177df52277cb7a8550f455dce92292040a2.jpgGM. Bull run delayed https://zapzide.com/cartoon/thats-the-whole-feed-see-you-tomorrow/2026-09-15https://blossom.primal.net/df2326d5ba7eb4ca9525e958c263f954b11fad4ed894d89ed349d62b282c84df.jpgGM. That’s the whole feed. See you tomorrow https://zapzide.com/cartoon/monday-proof-of-work-unfortunately/2026-09-14https://blossom.primal.net/40da4b46c78d8247e662873cec78ea2e5747f0992d17161842f34e58fadc56b2.jpgGM. Monday: proof of work, unfortunately https://zapzide.com/cartoon/i-only-said-gm/2026-09-13https://blossom.primal.net/42b8d38d2e9ca67cf7d894ce324fdee3453d4f4aa9913c668a1dc9b8312b7520.jpgGM. I only said GM. https://zapzide.com/cartoon/weirdos-wanted/2026-09-12https://blossom.primal.net/fb906ceb0bda3a0d33fa475544b559b2208b40d0ef5f78f5d497d1694bebbcec.jpgGM. Weirdos wanted! https://zapzide.com/cartoon/proof-of-spend/2026-09-11https://blossom.primal.net/50622460db0b19ed6b5acb9757fb7d20dfa47b460e1e090c284c92a2528326a0.jpgGM. Proof of spend https://zapzide.com/cartoon/put-on-your-nostr-face/2026-09-10https://blossom.primal.net/58c584239a2d62fa2d1351c4ff0b0df217a27fee3017c0492263278fbfcbd0b0.jpgGM. Put on your Nostr face https://zapzide.com/portfolio/decentralize-this/2026-09-09https://blossom.primal.net/6b6906f9f2516a5a4b13fac2ef015105d8bde76ddbd385f4159c6e632af641a5.jpgGM. Ask permission. I dare you https://zapzide.com/cartoon/bullish-somehow/2026-09-08https://blossom.primal.net/fd780b5b5a7181e54613e36ea7926ae1224b1bf069f7906b80cbd403ab5a4a38.jpgGM. Bullish, somehow https://zapzide.com/cartoon/stay-liquid/2026-09-07https://blossom.primal.net/6567a630640a5bfa697a6498525915a3fde02916c8397f8e552d61f9f8d01d0b.jpgGM. Stay liquid https://zapzide.com/cartoon/hello-friend-control-is-just-a-bad-relay/2026-09-06https://blossom.primal.net/c4d0fc3d5ba5e8becb8c17a1fa6b87f900c83fda84a40eb3a15e32533d6c0906.jpgGM. Hello, friend. Control is just a bad relay https://zapzide.com/cartoon/saturday-orders-hold-and-do-nothing/2026-09-05https://blossom.primal.net/70960f22ae0578ea83d904f9be1ba6d53738756b49228964dc5ba7a6bdeb46a6.jpgGM. Saturday orders: hold and do nothing. https://zapzide.com/cartoon/normie-onboarding-is-going-great/2026-09-04https://blossom.primal.net/2778187e0ac5a226bddd610692133eaf4f068a2d7f0df64418c0b0126687deee.jpgGM. Normie onboarding is going great https://zapzide.com/cartoon/be-patient-hes-orange/2026-09-03https://blossom.primal.net/cf57837d3796fd15753a6e4d970ab61703efa9149909cadbe0271d4c2662bda2.jpgGM. Be patient. He's orange. https://zapzide.com/cartoon/set-zaps-to-stun/2026-09-02https://blossom.primal.net/4b033981ef491ba40236c648d5eea5a286cc137aaa3020766b778c1ecc609069.jpgGM. Set zaps to stun https://zapzide.com/cartoon/keep-running-df02622/2026-09-01https://blossom.primal.net/8865a691e706154cd32506e0b3441af2dcbf330814b3ebe0b4d5230d4d2dc953.jpgGM. Keep running ⚡ https://zapzide.com/cartoon/dead-enough-to-say-gm/2026-08-31https://blossom.primal.net/8af894ebba478099f695457bf8bc9636343aa0e634a390d1be5ec3b1016db5e2.jpgGM. Dead enough to say GM https://zapzide.com/cartoon/everything-is-fine-probably/2026-08-30https://image.nostr.build/2a6bd7d001abd182bc9ed4fd352cd58e6b6a6975a83547402ba980462e32736d.jpgGM. Everything is fine. Probably https://zapzide.com/cartoon/some-of-us-never-left-nostrland/2026-08-29https://blossom.primal.net/1279488606212abbc313512551197c5fa6f984db3739646d40921de52df4f184.jpgGM. Some of us never left Nostrland https://zapzide.com/cartoon/keep-running/2026-08-28https://blossom.primal.net/040613b8d4238086c69030c7ac1cdc2007914554baefc983fa55436001a27711.jpgGM. Keep running. https://zapzide.com/portfolio/beyond-bitcoin/2026-08-27https://blossom.primal.net/2fd658f4f0cf7c2139549e58db5687c84d8bce5fe1e74c6d0bfc2f33c921b42c.jpgGM. Don’t look beyond Bitcoin. https://zapzide.com/cartoon/bullish-unfortunately/2026-08-26https://blossom.primal.net/c606d9038cb6b76d362071220f5c423684a652ef37ee13d987f3e673c132eadf.jpgGM. Bullish, unfortunately. https://zapzide.com/cartoon/next-stop/2026-08-25https://blossom.primal.net/c8463e80acb0f779832d434d36dc9112054bce88108a7b1f9aca562865592116.jpgGM. Next stop. https://zapzide.com/cartoon/a-gentle-reminder-to-buy-some-bitcoin-or-else/2026-08-24https://blossom.primal.net/a0264c5ce2b6b36ca9f1bcd923d5539561e1e719da2a9c800af562ecff3a71ca.jpgGM. A gentle reminder to buy some bitcoin. Or else. https://zapzide.com/cartoon/its-not-for-everyone-thats-the-point/2026-08-23https://blossom.primal.net/623f6f691b78878cf00c27f0f48858e1061f3800b654cc571b5c42db8ecff1ea.jpgGM. It's not for everyone. That's the point. https://zapzide.com/cartoon/the-punchline-was-priced-in/2026-08-22https://blossom.primal.net/206961343df89985a26d967ea623f62da592f65b2ed61f28aae41fc931021410.jpgGM. The punchline was priced in. https://zapzide.com/cartoon/therapy-is-in-session/2026-08-21https://blossom.primal.net/b095b9ba01eb41880e3d43d2e2fde67aad006eeb43f7daeb72358058aa9b06ae.jpgGM. Therapy is in session. https://zapzide.com/cartoon/ah-theyre-doing-that-again/2026-08-20https://blossom.primal.net/6cd1b944a9dc500064161300d7ffab9a65abef0c5d8d8957ed91d3f141286fe4.jpgGM. Ah. They're doing that again. https://zapzide.com/portfolio/zap-zide-nostr-nobody-cartoon/2026-08-19https://blossom.primal.net/8129d184146020b46a06d8f2af18b20336ba02608cf0a74259147cf7d25b3bc6.jpgGM. "Excuse me... who's in charge?" https://zapzide.com/cartoon/the-signal-found-me/2026-08-18https://blossom.primal.net/17aab663e0653b7ebebc1acd2253f2e5552d346f8895d3e1efa8f074f49ea358.jpgGM. The signal found me. https://zapzide.com/cartoon/please-keep-nostr-weird/2026-08-17https://blossom.primal.net/9f12b03ff57ff0d28262ee769df1d11e7f82bfed03c97c767786e5488afa31df.jpgGM. Please keep Nostr weird... https://zapzide.com/cartoon/it-just-verifies/2026-08-16https://blossom.primal.net/e0b6501fc2d07bcd00c62b1d208126361587cff0f670ab4ff05df5d0325989a2.jpgGM. It just verifies. https://zapzide.com/cartoon/nostr-gets-weird-sometimes/2026-08-15https://blossom.primal.net/3a97a022bd7d8dacc518f5a88b7aad593cf4a7d50032371d833bc7cd27b6f64e.jpgGM. Nostr gets weird sometimes. https://zapzide.com/cartoon/now-what/2026-08-14https://blossom.primal.net/e379a203dffd69e4fc42dfbe807b349c86d53f68a8c856183554977a54230b1b.jpgGM. ...now what? https://zapzide.com/cartoon/looks-like-everyones-here/2026-08-13https://blossom.primal.net/a77a63ae0393e0eaa2dbd1c8080e8d761062ebbb7d141955176412aaf7d86914.jpgGM. Looks like everyone's here. https://zapzide.com/cartoon/careful-who-you-say-gm-to-these-days/2026-08-12https://blossom.primal.net/6a6a775a98f31b35eb3fbec8f87e1deed0484250fec734d899f41efa3f7f2e16.jpgGM. Careful who you say GM to these days. https://zapzide.com/cartoon/they-had-a-few-follow-up-questions/2026-08-11https://blossom.primal.net/2d29f13ba3ac62127ac483a98433fb346177144d5572fa3e2318367e3c671117.jpgGM. They had a few follow-up questions https://zapzide.com/cartoon/every-castle-needs-defenders-support-the-bitcoin-red-team/2026-08-10https://blossom.primal.net/ccb688df6fa9ff1ec87f73e334f975700e24af599c8b6056aee6b6af6a8f67a4.jpgGM. Every castle needs defenders. Support the Bitcoin Red Team: https://zapzide.com/cartoon/terminally-orange-pilled/2026-08-09https://blossom.primal.net/d0420ba75973eb41e40b64fdd5f5f238d9f9e696a30ef0aa021e078b194a2497.jpgGM. Terminally orange-pilled https://zapzide.com/cartoon/rough-week-eh-were-still-here/2026-08-08https://blossom.primal.net/16dcfb10a8881ce58b732d7d2aab2fd6881b09b89b1cbab4ca937a674eb68505.jpgGM. Rough week, eh? We're still here https://zapzide.com/cartoon/a-lot-has-changed/2026-08-07https://blossom.primal.net/f80ecbdba0c00d5792d345be39428f63bc9bcf691deceea2d754d5df3f540793.jpgGM. A lot has changed… https://zapzide.com/cartoon/better-days-ahead/2026-08-06https://blossom.primal.net/4ae3ba9de1b4f5d98f24c00886fe78741d6952681850849374992d19d480e461.jpgGM. Better days ahead. https://zapzide.com/cartoon/wanted-40-bits/2026-08-05https://blossom.primal.net/6687ff5c5448fc93fe82e218b1b7577938c5751fe851ba65ff4a4b25b1904425.jpgGM. WANTED: "40 Bits." https://zapzide.com/cartoon/nothing-clears-a-room-like-self-custody/2026-08-04https://blossom.primal.net/044ec9868443d7f0d8434f1b1334adddf6451e307fe6b74c1146c988bed554d4.jpgGM. Nothing clears a room like self-custody. https://zapzide.com/cartoon/well-that-escalated-quickly/2026-08-03https://blossom.primal.net/6bccb28be5bee11e563c647d61a0cc3bcfb6108af6a559dc53f8bd45e4fbbb26.jpgGM. Well... that escalated quickly. https://zapzide.com/cartoon/beware-of-the-entropy-cave/2026-08-02https://blossom.primal.net/81f2166b3f817f7d9e8237b75c4691c57c5146e55975bda13f62ab7d7dd1b2d5.jpgGM. Beware of the entropy cave. https://zapzide.com/cartoon/stay-safe-out-there-frens/2026-08-01https://blossom.primal.net/30ac362ae783a975e03cbd00b23a0f1f59c065a49f2db993e2d69def4e1d29f6.jpgGM. Stay safe out there, frens https://zapzide.com/cartoon/every-nostr-story-starts-with-a-key/2026-07-31https://blossom.primal.net/6d186220788bf7f3574efef9fc3acf2f6424ddc556ed0b0cedbcd8413c4b8c46.jpgGM. Every Nostr story starts with a key. https://zapzide.com/cartoon/the-grey-man-is-a-work-in-progress/2026-07-30https://blossom.primal.net/eadc2c37082ae0d15d3996508735b51dd788a4eb796c3d73259f8bb3fd269ef6.jpgGM. The grey man is a work in progress. https://zapzide.com/cartoon/the-adventure-started-when-he-kept-walking/2026-07-29https://blossom.primal.net/9001fb159d528f495c64c03e3cc0c03638d56990414a5fbaf125a0db506e018c.jpgGM. The adventure started when he kept walking https://zapzide.com/cartoon/zap-to-summon/2026-07-28https://blossom.primal.net/9301f53331092464fd9ea9834a16c01cf03cbbd51d234f4e05d45072d32390d8.jpgGM. Zap to summon. https://zapzide.com/cartoon/this-is-your-brain-on-nostr/2026-07-27https://blossom.primal.net/aa4b85042e9ef30c0bdb14f2c6355be76f4108e3bedb19afeff0c744fee72b48.jpgGM. This is your brain on Nostr. https://zapzide.com/cartoon/this-exhibit-was-value-for-value/2026-07-26https://blossom.primal.net/9c032014c141323ae1166d806b6f0ad09ec42bac4d3fd547f191cb3205a93cb1.jpgGM. This exhibit was value-for-value https://zapzide.com/cartoon/the-timeline-finally-felt-like-home/2026-07-25https://blossom.primal.net/0e05c36abbd215082042a1ead57526c70f80be48d51ad24bf76a47a9cea17833.jpgGM. The timeline finally felt like home. https://zapzide.com/cartoon/we-found-the-bitcoin-the-fiat-is-still-missing/2026-07-24https://blossom.primal.net/40facb648669c75104a5dfca4186f0526377e27f0fbd39431c123e3dc57d5590.jpgGM. We found the Bitcoin. The fiat is still missing. https://zapzide.com/cartoon/nobody-knows-stack-accordingly/2026-07-23https://blossom.primal.net/f667444a1fc3f13cf81184661da6a50655c0e413cb0e681fa10623931f5510e2.jpgGM. Nobody knows. Stack accordingly. https://zapzide.com/cartoon/some-mornings-the-signal-just-feels-right/2026-07-22https://blossom.primal.net/217219e69437130ae56182abde13f31ba2718a42b91e2f9f11870450a60f8278.jpgGM. Some mornings the signal just feels right. https://zapzide.com/cartoon/first-contact-no-kyc/2026-07-21https://blossom.primal.net/128698f78b34e4af6f32fdd8ea0598ed996a3943fb289769183a6bbc8a7f7382.jpgGM. First contact. No KYC. https://zapzide.com/cartoon/same-bear-different-year/2026-07-20https://blossom.primal.net/7ac314404358bd0b13de4124c3c695e842d7d519e13bd88b2986c83e2b2cd538.jpgGM. Same bear. Different year. https://zapzide.com/cartoon/bitcoin-finds-you/2026-07-19https://blossom.primal.net/99d5d8cfa4de43dfc07424d663bcc2356ad6e3d8a51cb3224edd04398d4438e1.jpgGM. Bitcoin finds you. https://zapzide.com/cartoon/keep-politics-religion-and-bip-110-out-of-breakfast/2026-07-18https://blossom.primal.net/4befd97351925abadfa959f275590c0e26860df38be98cc3464a0e55fb06df9f.jpgGM. Keep politics, religion and BIP-110 out of breakfast. https://zapzide.com/cartoon/off-the-algorithm/2026-07-17https://blossom.primal.net/834b8c298c1200f103f999388ed86450c6dfafcd863d607fa1b3d94d56658d16.jpgGM. Off the algorithm. https://zapzide.com/cartoon/rumor-has-it-bitcoin-twitter-is-back-im-good/2026-07-16https://blossom.primal.net/9fb6c20ea1baa41ce1458954df24db0bd12a303fa67908171f1834005ec6ccc4.jpgGM. Rumor has it Bitcoin Twitter is back. I’m good. https://zapzide.com/cartoon/good-signal-today/2026-07-15https://blossom.primal.net/d5ff28cb72a11575718531e296915114cd1e4c5c5538b66e0a198875136c1278.jpgGM. Good signal today. https://zapzide.com/cartoon/zaps-sold-separately/2026-07-14https://blossom.primal.net/905d27129ae1fce2ab2f01bf3f1cae87a9223ce40f82fa479fad106d308bef49.jpgGM. Zaps sold separately. https://zapzide.com/cartoon/access-granted/2026-07-13https://blossom.primal.net/a5535a3a687ca2d0666769bd7a160cb465bb02d7b73a89d9cfc1a8ee421234d4.jpgGM. Access granted. https://zapzide.com/cartoon/timeline-looks-good/2026-07-12https://blossom.primal.net/449469130770794c9f6911cd87bddda64615d6f0de362beee7c4f173f020cb14.jpgGM. Timeline looks good. https://zapzide.com/cartoon/stay-weird-its-cyberpunk-summer/2026-07-11https://blossom.primal.net/da8b31e5f6f0fa35cd237ca32a44b3f3464877d3772c4bc916d401072dddad88.jpgStay weird. It’s Cyberpunk Summer. https://zapzide.com/cartoon/we-made-it/2026-07-10https://blossom.primal.net/d2d583a3dcb82d82d0a3f79414026e75970c36b3485170e6816a7bfa49c10478.jpgGM. We made it. https://zapzide.com/cartoon/nobody-talking-is-my-favorite-indicator/2026-07-09https://blossom.primal.net/5cae9de77a13b24e02db0232cbee31b3408c052996efdd6d806faa8deab34eec.jpgGM. Nobody talking is my favorite indicator. https://zapzide.com/cartoon/first-rule-of-shipwrecks-grab-the-node/2026-07-08https://blossom.primal.net/6f4535496321da2200aa7bd858eaf493ba5d0397c542a8803ec8bbff768c46e3.jpgGM. First rule of shipwrecks: grab the node. https://zapzide.com/cartoon/decentralize-your-heroes/2026-07-07https://blossom.primal.net/d355bb1dce42e975456bca701bd3d763d9bba55474fe4cf2cbdf43debcd62610.jpgGM. Decentralize your heroes. ⚡ https://zapzide.com/cartoon/have-you-seen-this-bird/2026-07-06https://blossom.primal.net/384accf22debbf6bb08540ce3fd2707e62e3339bae602bbdfd00ca42391fa0da.jpgGM. Have you seen this bird? https://zapzide.com/cartoon/dont-worry-it-gets-weirder/2026-07-05https://blossom.primal.net/ec6b619d2f19b115a7a6df3c4103b2604424c1d623c44ec5ea27fcfeb6b69a3d.jpgGM. Don’t worry. It gets weirder. https://zapzide.com/cartoon/happy-250th-dusting-off-the-original-revolution/2026-07-04https://blossom.primal.net/5d55170e93c4c84022bbb52a471eae7ec428b2caa95578e0b2d4b2f5c2d30471.jpgGM. Happy 250th. Dusting off the original revolution. 🇺🇸₿ https://zapzide.com/cartoon/thanks-for-the-support/2026-07-03https://blossom.primal.net/cfec189d0e2f7f9a0ef045ab578bf67d250911b0d8d9757ad88f9db1fe96e768.jpgGM. Thanks for the support. ⚡ https://zapzide.com/cartoon/we-live-here-now/2026-07-02https://blossom.primal.net/e337b1cb6afb4915a7e2b8006ad2ad0d3e778383935875878609900a55c82a86.jpgGM. We live here now. https://zapzide.com/cartoon/i-pity-the-fiat/2026-07-01https://blossom.primal.net/be450eb976571d12d6a3720b536baeae5d6e49b73948b005d41a5c378d9d1c59.jpgGM. I pity the fiat. https://zapzide.com/cartoon/look-no-fiat/2026-06-30https://blossom.primal.net/66f0b78529b710ad797c97f866b8045944a8af3955832deba419927748446a43.jpgGM. Look. No fiat. https://zapzide.com/cartoon/you-think-you-too-good-for-the-nostr-hood/2026-06-29https://blossom.primal.net/c4fe01c47bbd2a32219efcc424f5cfe0af7f9a1ae3d0f2589830c464925ccf80.jpgGM. You think you too good for the Nostr hood? https://zapzide.com/cartoon/hows-bitcoin-season/2026-06-28https://blossom.primal.net/c6721ec0ef24bd4390fc0881d0030edf9701dee7e22518fdefd5d4fb14725660.jpgGM. “How’s Bitcoin?” season. https://zapzide.com/cartoon/sometimes-all-you-need-is-gm/2026-06-27https://blossom.primal.net/e759d8af781bf03a3f33453891e338cae93d5aa1ab6847d0684db3fc90a094f7.jpgGM. Sometimes all you need is GM. https://zapzide.com/cartoon/everythings-fine/2026-06-26https://blossom.primal.net/a9d0f84a184765485fbfe5adf3af5445962a5b4a842b7208a0c28b0985b17158.jpgGM. Everything’s fine. https://zapzide.com/cartoon/heatwave-won-gone-for-the-day/2026-06-25https://blossom.primal.net/765d4ccf39c36026c38a2da59872f1ca436a1acc849234ad6f5cd97beee86816.jpgGM. Heatwave won. Gone for the day. https://zapzide.com/cartoon/not-dead-just-outside/2026-06-24https://blossom.primal.net/e70f943260704c928725aa65a3b18effd2cb8666abe37150fb9ca6c1fecee7cc.jpgGM. Not dead. Just outside. https://zapzide.com/portfolio/you-on-nostr-or-something/2026-06-23https://blossom.primal.net/a383f102d316d081576d3e0a64fa943f6ea1f72e6064ce173b802a70a6461723.jpgGM. License and pubkey, please. https://zapzide.com/cartoon/keep-on-nosterin/2026-06-22https://blossom.primal.net/6653ce13b5a63293fda1139e6d58d4878b9dbf1eff6cb3403783f91122e61190.jpgGM. Keep on nosterin' https://zapzide.com/cartoon/harold-returned-with-the-same-number-of-users/2026-06-21https://blossom.primal.net/b9868f6025294c9b86120c4e620f5d0ae5e9fdae113e87287d6e80fd33935ce7.jpgGM. Harold returned with the same number of users. https://zapzide.com/cartoon/explain-fiat-slowly/2026-06-20https://blossom.primal.net/e8ac11e39b42e17bdb2b7864ca30da18bf7df758411e632dec2118a1fe7b2637.jpgGM. Explain fiat. Slowly. https://zapzide.com/cartoon/some-gains-are-more-visible-than-others/2026-06-19https://blossom.primal.net/76e18516bd34435129785bab0175a6574ad9dc403840763b663e92395fcb5616.jpgGM. Some gains are more visible than others https://zapzide.com/cartoon/historic-day-at-the-nostr-conference-all-six-users-made-eye-contact/2026-06-18https://blossom.primal.net/c61378157ad267aeb753ef801a029da641ca00a13352571628f0cdadf3532ba0.jpgGM. Historic day at the Nostr conference. All six users made eye contact. https://zapzide.com/cartoon/summer-volume-remains-normal/2026-06-17https://blossom.primal.net/fd190d7e35b71add9394972f0a4ac26e6192f02f523879817e1930ac25845895.jpgGM. Summer volume remains normal. https://zapzide.com/cartoon/we-came-for-the-funeral-again/2026-06-16https://blossom.primal.net/79ba49919705449c3fa38f3b7a740f303c67fd9d29f48b4e079a1f193270a1f8.jpgGM. We came for the funeral. Again. https://zapzide.com/cartoon/hard-to-ban-a-protocol/2026-06-15https://blossom.primal.net/e846e7d7d95333b7fba92b4287a2d71db10ad6198644c342e0a1440197ed71e3.jpgGM. Hard to ban a protocol https://zapzide.com/cartoon/blessed-be-the-weird-protocol/2026-06-14https://blossom.primal.net/ac6dca4300bc387e3ed3399af6cc0b3608601c472a5beafdd6ed7c08e88432b4.jpgGM. Blessed be the weird protocol. https://zapzide.com/cartoon/summer-of-stack-spf-21-million/2026-06-13https://blossom.primal.net/e3ed3bc6d8fd6da53fd48b2223d8414a288ed821c2e0f8ad929b94a3868b43c2.jpgGM. Summer of stack. SPF 21 million. https://zapzide.com/cartoon/still-safer-than-leaving-it-on-an-exchange/2026-06-12https://blossom.primal.net/bdaf9da5373c8d24061bb754a2121b54deffa2efe10d1f0e6791dc84c37c7ef5.jpgGM. Still safer than leaving it on an exchange. https://zapzide.com/cartoon/bear-market-therapy-is-getting-weird/2026-06-11https://blossom.primal.net/d8ffcac2c57ce1f0d4e96e7f50ec150a1162c1033ffd0b6f568a850d09442bd9.jpgBear market therapy is getting weird. https://zapzide.com/cartoon/population-us/2026-06-10https://blossom.primal.net/5bcff91be44146381e8c9d08505406490f52382fc26b2c13f940bab08b834003.jpgGM. Population: us. https://zapzide.com/cartoon/another-peaceful-day-on-nostr/2026-06-09https://blossom.primal.net/e9fb3dfa2177ed7746648d4804d989a676652ca32507be872e349ecd7e5bafa5.jpgGM. Another peaceful day on Nostr. https://zapzide.com/cartoon/love-them-dippy-monday-mornings/2026-06-08https://blossom.primal.net/b916f3c854ae6e0c60638219a09c85c8e6bd7e1ecf9f4278db799fe3bb0bc6a4.jpgGM. Love them dippy Monday mornings. https://zapzide.com/cartoon/another-beautiful-day-to-ignore-the-chart/2026-06-07https://blossom.primal.net/a6aa7ade34744e5e9208227dd114f6bf563eae53164c216c330453dd61983c60.jpgGM. Another beautiful day to ignore the chart. https://zapzide.com/cartoon/if-this-is-dead-imagine-alive/2026-06-06https://blossom.primal.net/5361097d1cc2325b16f4a5a6e9e86c82f824df5670084b816463ace129fe5293.jpgGM. If this is dead, imagine alive https://zapzide.com/cartoon/the-chart-is-doing-that-thing-again/2026-06-05https://blossom.primal.net/6817ce33945fc4889b28c65b151bf789aca69ff6b5d348c64068e0b37743bb5a.jpgGM. The chart is doing that thing again. https://zapzide.com/cartoon/first-contact-went-exactly-as-expected/2026-06-04https://blossom.primal.net/b948ba30137b31501caa58b97f8202b6c110b12e1949fbe072d0959deeb493f2.jpgGM. First contact went exactly as expected. https://zapzide.com/cartoon/nostr-mornings-always-feel-weird/2026-06-03https://blossom.primal.net/55b1b2ca1d6141f41efd09fd32f183fa3b908c06bed8dffc626d7f0933677f56.jpgGM. Nostr mornings always feel weird. https://zapzide.com/cartoon/holding-through-another-beautiful-day/2026-06-02https://blossom.primal.net/bdfdb7ad334a03f6e5366690f4f8cc37766b6d464584b3d0c4fe97c0f88093c3.jpgGM. Holding through another beautiful day. https://zapzide.com/cartoon/the-date-was-going-surprisingly-well/2026-06-01https://blossom.primal.net/4064a62e9ed310d9055c6bcf1ab69d724d95089f53a6c179ec317e35eee14ba8.jpgGM. The date was going surprisingly well. https://zapzide.com/cartoon/perfect-gm/2026-05-31https://blossom.primal.net/29e733c4e843aba74552e9630bd58ed8d61deb02c49c5e7410780b5f5cb4429b.jpgPerfect GM! https://zapzide.com/cartoon/just-do-it-the-chart-wont/2026-05-30https://blossom.primal.net/571b406dae7a359683606316222f66954e58927a7b03984fb822e1ddf0755032.jpgGM. Just do it. The chart won’t. https://zapzide.com/cartoon/weirdly-plausible/2026-05-29https://blossom.primal.net/a6b282f8090826e4710b179bb1c5141f4b558a82f61e5dcb7d15fe65c9ebe57b.jpgGM. Weirdly plausible. https://zapzide.com/cartoon/did-you-plan-ahead/2026-05-28https://blossom.primal.net/eaa2d760c8f8da2dd33be7c37d1f39ccfc8ccea17665eaf679649ff48a10776e.jpgGM. Did you plan ahead? https://zapzide.com/cartoon/something-moved-in-the-deep-end/2026-05-27https://blossom.primal.net/ad56eea8811efd12b5aa5cd032bc7d8d5a8cd9c8978a2b2cee6a36b903bf1663.jpgGM. Something moved in the deep end. https://zapzide.com/cartoon/got-bitcoin/2026-05-26https://blossom.primal.net/c418ea6be6b0c841bc3c9885a1536f53fe3d9cc870feb9897e9c323dd283941f.jpgGM. Got Bitcoin? https://zapzide.com/cartoon/tell-me-about-your-gm/2026-05-25https://blossom.primal.net/ebf4d457108f6088f069e5d2f08b4ff7a904f075ea539132bc6a0478f4547916.jpgGM. Tell me about your GM. https://zapzide.com/cartoon/nostr-marketing-meeting-ended-productively-weird/2026-05-24https://blossom.primal.net/513b724680956f3e8eade0f44ea3dfe4a849b6a3a71a0da9e7fe7a1b61a5246f.jpgGM. Nostr marketing meeting ended productively weird. https://zapzide.com/cartoon/advanced-morning-mathematics/2026-05-23https://blossom.primal.net/68c88431f79b9e23224cdc1f54d2f2b8fd734857b6e541236f955105c4ce9450.jpgGM. Advanced morning mathematics. https://zapzide.com/portfolio/bitcoin-pizza-day/2026-05-22https://blossom.primal.net/9a75bdd1866506a5a37c63abdda706e03b6d2d45987a4d518e200ae829dbed91.jpgGM. History’s most bullish food order. https://zapzide.com/cartoon/nostr-headquarters-remained-modest/2026-05-21https://blossom.primal.net/d81c0cd8b766911cff31c455d9db7ee330cec4109748f262fba36a1ce10708f6.jpgGM. Nostr headquarters remained modest. https://zapzide.com/cartoon/this-town-aint-big-enough-for-two-monetary-systems/2026-05-20https://blossom.primal.net/d77f2f3f998ca6dc6a8b9bc20773c0cb108bee6f8d3448bc0b32167664da2243.jpgGM. This town ain’t big enough for two monetary systems. https://zapzide.com/cartoon/normie-onboarding-entered-hard-mode/2026-05-19https://blossom.primal.net/b17785a85e45f356318b037f7aa654a68f4896bbd157c785b110ea8a6ff4363c.jpgGM. Normie onboarding entered hard mode https://zapzide.com/cartoon/remote-work-local-coffee/2026-05-18https://blossom.primal.net/bdd0953a71d2d2e8d3d74c0af1385ece01a55a7bcaae935b9fe2af95e7ff6e95.jpgGM. Remote work, local coffee https://zapzide.com/cartoon/one-relay-one-coffee-enough/2026-05-17https://blossom.primal.net/a53103a0b428f209f85fb2deb0502b1733439a55f826cea68fbebb45c1548d1a.jpgGM. One relay. One coffee. Enough. https://zapzide.com/cartoon/exceptionally-glorious-today/2026-05-16https://blossom.primal.net/b9892d2a4cd244c6612006cda23047cf5943f885d23a27a6950209e3a5231e77.jpgGM. Exceptionally glorious today. https://zapzide.com/cartoon/please-remain-weird/2026-05-15https://blossom.primal.net/29d0db67f6b7cfb04ccda7d58bdfa8ed89af7e6c6b202ecb6147cc572ce5bf62.jpgGM. Please remain weird. https://zapzide.com/cartoon/bit-hard-to-explain/2026-05-14https://blossom.primal.net/98389c1b083d1f05dff9485486923008dbff1c92eb5336e5631907807fd423de.jpgGM. Bit hard to explain. https://zapzide.com/cartoon/every-visit-to-fiatland-ends-the-same-way/2026-05-13https://blossom.primal.net/c7dc0d6be4e7d4503a88b72c68dc9c12862b211d8d672fad3b814cdbd7b48521.jpgGM. Every visit to Fiatland ends the same way https://zapzide.com/cartoon/eu-solved-everything-except-the-thing/2026-05-12https://blossom.primal.net/ee8bfd5bf00909746a119e7377b139a85905dc79b67bc398fc08971e2e5276b4.jpgGM. EU solved everything except the thing https://zapzide.com/portfolio/nostr-gm-cartoon/2026-05-11https://blossom.primal.net/380fb90f0ab06614b2581a20ed2402f2c66b454dc89acff8f4b4b7df162647c0.jpgGM. So it begins. https://zapzide.com/cartoon/when-did-you-stop/2026-05-10https://blossom.primal.net/f30ce45d0d0e43b6492ce031b74dee44fbf0a09da818101944993b010695f878.jpgGM. When did you stop? https://zapzide.com/cartoon/they-feared-open-source-sorcery/2026-05-09https://blossom.primal.net/828692ef0685b4bef76202f605642b7d166bf69fcd436de735962ca7034219dd.jpgGM. They feared open-source sorcery. https://zapzide.com/cartoon/what-are-we-having-today/2026-05-08https://blossom.primal.net/b725046e25516d58905c0ae94d750ff9972abe728e917dff8cf2c94a2909a378.jpgGM. What are we having today? https://zapzide.com/cartoon/the-truth-was-poorly-received/2026-05-07https://blossom.primal.net/af2ca1df15ddb573d51bd68bc6d1ff1e038104c89610f284e8afbf1a6c2d0438.jpgGM. The truth was poorly received. https://zapzide.com/cartoon/some-still-watch-the-1-minute-chart/2026-05-06https://blossom.primal.net/9cfbb0d5f67acbe8dc4bfc4c5247e44dd6429f1ca87ed1729a29750e73902dc0.jpgGM. Some still watch the 1-minute chart https://zapzide.com/cartoon/it-made-sense-at-the-time/2026-05-05https://blossom.primal.net/ac8c2cf4c52e21bf23267d0beae8b7a282eacafe2baca1394d80aad7ebc126c4.jpgGM. It made sense at the time https://zapzide.com/cartoon/the-problem/2026-05-04https://image.nostr.build/b3f952e4329f2c9d17664cb312854977e0bc2369f471764b9f3cf39766b1c4ac.jpgGM. The problem... https://zapzide.com/cartoon/sunday-levels-mellow/2026-05-03https://blossom.primal.net/91f537a46a4a56242c06c01110e6029e0f74ef2eab3d20c3ac7625ecae89bcea.jpgGM. Sunday levels: mellow. https://zapzide.com/cartoon/ancient-payments-exhibit/2026-05-02https://blossom.primal.net/e72802d8e91b401efdc8d7d1a349e4146f9efed5b1d2cc7ba9b634c5fa33e08f.jpgGM. Ancient payments exhibit https://zapzide.com/cartoon/suns-up-coffees-on-bullish/2026-05-01https://blossom.primal.net/ac6f699995704c1cc6ab2a26612e32b6fc198c9203b99b0dc7fc092325ab29d8.jpgGM. Sun’s up. Coffee’s on. Bullish https://zapzide.com/cartoon/emotional-state-machine/2026-04-30https://blossom.primal.net/6de12b7ff6e94e2dcb84ae593e202090fd4e253d90803ef1339da687637b5b65.jpgGM. Emotional state: machine. https://zapzide.com/portfolio/bitcoin-conference/2026-04-29https://blossom.primal.net/be268010df9b22ccb8d0ade95889a8196971c8d615098af9393087df6e73163d.jpgGM. Vegas did not stay in Vegas. https://zapzide.com/cartoon/found-the-source-of-the-gm/2026-04-29https://blossom.primal.net/ad2ce1c3e4565472c845dd31215d853a0373330295bbc94bbb53b236c8ced140.jpgGM. Found the source of the GM. https://zapzide.com/cartoon/did-you-see-me-at-vegas/2026-04-28https://blossom.primal.net/313a99f9f9a78dcf482e4692934e5df2eb0510aae74a18353eaeb537fd3935d1.jpgGM. Did you see me at Vegas? https://zapzide.com/cartoon/almost-spent-some-money/2026-04-28https://blossom.primal.net/e23d7cab5e72ffb487388259cdf938c137b0d8bdcbfb55f309db5502be9df54a.jpgGM. Almost spent some money. https://zapzide.com/cartoon/marketing-entered-vegas-and-never-returned/2026-04-27https://blossom.primal.net/a9750180599d318fb9d0a9b5b8657b01dfd885c0224acdd656b49d08ba3baeee.jpgGM. Marketing entered Vegas and never returned. https://zapzide.com/cartoon/still-possible/2026-04-26https://blossom.primal.net/8bf6d0d9aacb452fe3016d064b746da3527cab22cd0b159d72b2a75798aa0f9b.jpgGM. Still possible. https://zapzide.com/cartoon/fresh-start-energy/2026-04-25https://blossom.primal.net/b36fecf947cbcd02706c4c38ce8751f13cf2bd08b5cd1cfa268090c676e5252a.jpgGM. Fresh start energy. https://zapzide.com/cartoon/loyalty-program-active/2026-04-24https://blossom.primal.net/12f13308fc44728dba35c7034a436b803b8b3165eeb6d7dce7f0c5968e1e9013.jpgGM. Loyalty program active. https://zapzide.com/cartoon/uncle-sam-is-verifying-blocks/2026-04-23https://blossom.primal.net/59739bfa624dc6b034dde7fadda45a6f14d761c3a3c2aaf5d621bbbb1d22c1f6.jpgGM. Uncle Sam is verifying blocks. https://zapzide.com/cartoon/minimal-stack-achieved/2026-04-22https://blossom.primal.net/e6fa0211987352c472b39f3aaeeee87b0abf6c99a1a1fbcd07cddb117e26bc2a.jpgGM. Minimal stack achieved https://zapzide.com/cartoon/gm-is-not-a-greeting-its-a-diagnosis/2026-04-21https://blossom.primal.net/07ff9c7eb0f0bae345e6943391eda50789e44727b8f43f2e5b09794e9c6eae6b.jpgGM is not a greeting. It’s a diagnosis. https://zapzide.com/cartoon/the-future-is-different/2026-04-20https://blossom.primal.net/6f3bd68055119d3f5cee3b049cff619b5044bcf597f64cd8057cf6ba8ce13a91.jpgGM. The future is... different. https://zapzide.com/cartoon/sunday-toast-protocol-activated/2026-04-19https://blossom.primal.net/4faaf12f0d47d5a2b82b49a31ea071751df603fc9c592e28939061a376e128a6.jpgGM. Sunday toast protocol activated https://zapzide.com/cartoon/you-talkin-to-me/2026-04-18https://blossom.primal.net/861d9a0a4851586316b90bc2f8e8b8cf890d6d4372b749b495393ede2ee01796.jpgGM. You talkin' to me? https://zapzide.com/cartoon/difficult-but-important/2026-04-17https://blossom.primal.net/dff59d56dbf93ff7731b235d4ab41660546d385c98442565a10741ea975b6748.jpgGM. Difficult, but important https://zapzide.com/cartoon/all-stable-technically/2026-04-16https://blossom.primal.net/5941bd8f179b18a9654622c5d2323320e5d1829a141a1933738b9619d4030806.jpgGM. All stable, technically. https://zapzide.com/cartoon/some-mornings-gm-is-enough/2026-04-15https://blossom.primal.net/ab303a8e713882c00c03a66b0ce8c2f5e18f98c7016d64ebe10ee87038f9d56e.jpgSome mornings, GM is enough. https://zapzide.com/cartoon/you-arrived-early-sit-quietly/2026-04-14https://blossom.primal.net/808b53a6c2e2aecd2c2a8205f9cfe553d69e506543ffa00189e1990256d40334.jpgGM. You arrived early. Sit quietly. https://zapzide.com/cartoon/results-remain-visible/2026-04-13https://blossom.primal.net/6459887ee5aa245814ee7d1ed729ded144f155733e4b52dabb52aa3ed5795a3d.jpgGM. Results remain visible https://zapzide.com/cartoon/trial-by-fiat/2026-04-12https://blossom.primal.net/f84dcd772e4f87acaaf7d0078ef0e63eba48eff014a5e36c13f3ebcfbc54a9ef.jpgGM. Trial by fiat https://zapzide.com/cartoon/declare-your-wallet/2026-04-11https://blossom.primal.net/0f9666cfe80a0620b28d796e7e74ff32b740addc2577af89086658ae91bd31d3.jpgGM. Declare your wallet https://zapzide.com/portfolio/wen-moon/2026-04-10https://blossom.primal.net/96fcbcdb3fa5ebb5df804d0b026d0e31db06e7d190c7046c50228fb180e270e7.jpgGM. Destination unclear https://zapzide.com/cartoon/did-the-bank-send-the-letter/2026-04-09https://blossom.primal.net/a1f11dd4b589057d2208c4f4bcf76378aa5f94a3d192078657cb3f8fc540f5d8.jpgGM. Did the bank send the letter? https://zapzide.com/cartoon/trippin-far-out-peace/2026-04-08https://blossom.primal.net/5499474108f91303a681907c3bfbe16d9afeef7d4da1ab5e2b760d0ca3c872ab.jpgTrippin’. Far out. Peace? https://zapzide.com/cartoon/just-do-it/2026-04-07https://blossom.primal.net/b73636c78a3846e83b343307b0b3cad06506c4d0a70f7b7cf2866db8bcd47a6d.jpgGM. Just do it. https://zapzide.com/cartoon/too-early/2026-04-06https://blossom.primal.net/35a2182b228fb338911bed7b269635d8524725b4333a299b72ee4b832bca5505.jpgGM. Too early? https://zapzide.com/cartoon/this-should-not-have-grown/2026-04-05https://blossom.primal.net/176ff62d4ba33ce7f752740dc05da2a161c4496ea487e05510ae710bc72e11ba.jpgGM. This should not have grown. https://zapzide.com/cartoon/hidden-in-plain-sight/2026-04-04https://blossom.primal.net/b34e1264b3a2ae487ca948218d6e47952b73dac4318662e63054b20f40caec4a.jpgGM. Hidden in plain sight. https://zapzide.com/cartoon/drop-and-give-me-20-engagements-maggot/2026-04-03https://blossom.primal.net/4de47cf6fd311b2c98adda57ad97c17ab6049dc30b3a5432d23e172af05b7776.jpgGM. Drop and give me 20 engagements, maggot. https://zapzide.com/cartoon/one-of-you-will-sell/2026-04-02https://blossom.primal.net/32060f1727cc668daed358e110310c972fd64d0b7c77642d53502dc58d9dac4e.jpgGM. One of you will sell. https://zapzide.com/cartoon/yes-its-april-1-free-bitcoin-for-everyone-please-form-an-orderly-line/2026-04-01https://blossom.primal.net/b4161bfda5aa94aba4f765225bf299fa698decace34b0004c416850fdb9787c5.jpgGM. Yes it's April 1: Free Bitcoin for everyone. (Please form an orderly line.) https://zapzide.com/cartoon/even-apocalypse-has-a-sale-section/2026-04-01https://blossom.primal.net/61ecba947716c5dc39bfb1b9564caeab4c01b737df65f3b9994fa356c495004c.jpgGM. Even apocalypse has a sale section. https://zapzide.com/cartoon/plant-now-zap-later/2026-03-31https://blossom.primal.net/789c174b1390a9e1ac89c9b5d703453493f7c9132dba7ad763650e0fd5b47041.jpgGM. Plant now. Zap later. https://zapzide.com/cartoon/mondays-first-lesson-zoom-out/2026-03-30https://blossom.primal.net/d55990f55af6efb7b4eebe784649fe1d1e1ebbe536d6a7b27b49a8ca690b5983.jpgGM. Monday’s first lesson: zoom out. https://zapzide.com/cartoon/nostr-rehab-meets-sundays/2026-03-29https://blossom.primal.net/a4583ea484f7fbdf5e4b2c202714983b12cec2ba46a010cf099e4b0090e96b74.jpgGM. Nostr rehab meets Sundays. https://zapzide.com/cartoon/magic-internet-money-weekend-edition/2026-03-28https://blossom.primal.net/228a88235e112ad3c58e5387a0d4c17e8af63609511367215276cabec887a4cc.jpgGM. Magic internet money, weekend edition. https://zapzide.com/cartoon/decentralized-confusion-friday-edition/2026-03-27https://blossom.primal.net/c44897382b2ccff5bc287df50a4b8cf19584ffb7a49efc074ac6c757a80def97.jpgGM. Decentralized confusion, Friday edition. https://zapzide.com/cartoon/the-eu-is-doing-great/2026-03-26https://blossom.primal.net/18430acc75c24f890603a0900c8ebca64086f4c38a77d9d4a6e94ad31d949987.jpgGM. The EU is doing great! https://zapzide.com/cartoon/ai-said-no-wallet-said-yes/2026-03-25https://blossom.primal.net/a96ef4e2f18ba5b6e82992c4010a2015ca33b7b799f88d84d404b98b6e705e91.jpgGM. AI said no. Wallet said yes. https://zapzide.com/cartoon/they-all-start-small/2026-03-24https://blossom.primal.net/b4b14334839494fde7e91bd84d0b38a4529ca9b034fe688654cd9ca4b15c0ce7.jpgGM. They all start small. https://zapzide.com/portfolio/not-your-keys-not-your-coin/2026-03-23https://blossom.primal.net/8944bd3b4c34ae5fe663856621d1e2af229596be6845fa8fd4cceaa1e70ea83a.jpgGM. Monday’s first lesson. https://zapzide.com/cartoon/soft-gm-extraction/2026-03-22https://blossom.primal.net/3fca8d44d455a8d513bf6bae9e7bf95291acbb3e23c71847782e7a72b469ac52.jpgGM. Soft GM extraction. https://zapzide.com/cartoon/silent-then-gm/2026-03-21https://blossom.primal.net/f6b34245bbd6ab4318abb39a3849843613fac0a0546e5d0f78ad866963126d69.jpgGM. Silent. Then GM. https://zapzide.com/cartoon/what-up-nostr-gang/2026-03-20https://blossom.primal.net/8ca9cc43c78a69c6ad41e04b1973a7089028074be8226368e230bf878f889944.jpgGM. What up, Nostr gang. https://zapzide.com/cartoon/print-yourself-a-great-day/2026-03-19https://blossom.primal.net/db0ab35cfb2306a457381aa22ff30b9b95639351ab4c7ab2f0c968d60b888f82.jpgGM! Print yourself a great day https://zapzide.com/cartoon/looks-like-hfsp-season/2026-03-18https://blossom.primal.net/da9361f238b2a4cfcf2bdccc497590b426fb7f6a7d8f41a729442a6cfd0479c5.jpgGM. Looks like HFSP season. https://zapzide.com/cartoon/the-quiet-protocol-no-algorithms-no-masters-just-relays/2026-03-17https://blossom.primal.net/8d75b01cdde652e61cbe1cd902e22bf6105c494033e14a554a5af00e35cfb066.jpgGM. The quiet protocol. No algorithms. No masters. Just relays. https://zapzide.com/cartoon/take-with-coffee/2026-03-16https://blossom.primal.net/84ab76dc1c933396ce7ea71015473c54c5afe5ad28af47422bce449e89d107a3.jpgGM. Take with coffee. https://zapzide.com/cartoon/touch-of-genesis/2026-03-15https://blossom.primal.net/9b8339545a6d7650c9a93ff450cbf94c849e350398d5183d511d20f89fd2f2fd.jpgGM. Touch of Genesis. https://zapzide.com/cartoon/go-bitcoin/2026-03-14https://blossom.primal.net/cefc4a656e431fd80db11d1a01ac92b79979b9663b51f6e12b3a796f3e48a2fb.jpgGM. Go Bitcoin https://zapzide.com/cartoon/it-is-only-proper/2026-03-13https://blossom.primal.net/11cf268c5ed1aff6d3eba8a017e23336c1a015a7c20e5be4c8aa684e1658b306.pngGM. It is only proper https://zapzide.com/cartoon/coffeechain/2026-03-12https://blossom.primal.net/3dc52d82cb21cc59cbbdb4bcc8167f6317e4575875c30818b7ed1a7d772f4293.jpgGM. Coffeechain. https://zapzide.com/cartoon/coffee-here-me-on-nostr/2026-03-11https://blossom.primal.net/3259ea95b3991018578fb81c72d97ece5d45d3de2eb14ac7053688cbea2c4a8a.jpgGM. Coffee here. Me on Nostr https://zapzide.com/portfolio/bitcoin-breakfast/2026-03-10https://blossom.primal.net/f362f67facf98639290008ea1fbdb85486965e68b89cdc10bd41a76401cbca08.jpgGM. Lightning croissant, Bitcoin breakfast https://zapzide.com/cartoon/oh-youre-here-too/2026-03-09https://blossom.primal.net/91e4f5e87c8d74e0d23bf809a5f7bd9f48933751c0e8740f2a58a31ea4066b5a.jpgGM. Oh… you’re here too? https://zapzide.com/cartoon/proof-of-sweat/2026-03-08https://blossom.primal.net/2bd47ba52874b7cf83f8ba0f7bf3fe4b20c0c720e53117cb2379f5d0b68ea026.jpgGM. Proof-of-sweat https://zapzide.com/cartoon/the-sale-continues/2026-03-07https://blossom.primal.net/6ae2c71a7cae013d7385bb240591df78ff0f168bb57a77a81db776bee11f4feb.jpgGM. The sale continues https://zapzide.com/cartoon/no-management-detected/2026-03-06https://blossom.primal.net/b228654f9f2ff541fb101bccb8cfd48af3d1523cc656acb02b5eee5310f963d1.jpgGM. No management detected https://zapzide.com/portfolio/nostr-npub-identity/2026-03-05https://blossom.primal.net/3ed67baaedfc830e4826dacc6faa7871799f4ac4e415ac5e73fc96f0fabbd442.jpgGM. No platform needed https://zapzide.com/cartoon/ah-there-it-is/2026-03-04https://blossom.primal.net/e7c34a356cf260835d907c97149232b07be7a801ccbaab282e6246d67901725b.jpgGM. Ah. There it is https://zapzide.com/cartoon/ai-says-its-fine/2026-03-03https://blossom.primal.net/77653174207226ee778b5387c7ac01a3fa0886bc325bc7cf5d877694756fce4b.jpgGM. AI says it’s fine https://zapzide.com/cartoon/still-planting/2026-03-02https://blossom.primal.net/7c624cf6156a3a03dbbcb3088c5f9651f411532cd5aff19219b327dc56fdfb0e.jpgGM. Still planting. https://zapzide.com/cartoon/obviously/2026-03-01https://blossom.primal.net/998e61992caff792533e3a073208b652862f495af51e5744eece8c9c18eb766b.jpgGM. Obviously https://zapzide.com/cartoon/laziness-but-strategic/2026-02-28https://blossom.primal.net/d9214ffec0be8a44da3f760b01725cb9cb2eec7d106675498897043d1ea201c3.jpgGM. Laziness, but strategic https://zapzide.com/portfolio/gm-prophecy-zap-zide/2026-02-27https://blossom.primal.net/146084d14efc3d04ffeebbd16b75da504b9dc75352f207ce8f939ebae665d3e1.jpgGM. It was foretold. https://zapzide.com/cartoon/working-technically/2026-02-26https://blossom.primal.net/78f3577192df9c26aa81acb8b7bc0bf1d84820caf976b75539bd96c5986b2851.jpgGM. Working (technically) https://zapzide.com/cartoon/have-you-nostrd-today/2026-02-25https://blossom.primal.net/b5cb86052b5ab0ef3c0751a4e91df304090308fcd6dd25e004ad734d2e982b00.jpgGM. Have you Nostr'd today? https://zapzide.com/cartoon/bitcoin-clearance-event/2026-02-24https://blossom.primal.net/5ac6448d42bdbda5167dfeeb8af1893f28fe3f32ad4363534a673348e55f5e59.jpgGM. Bitcoin Clearance Event https://zapzide.com/cartoon/gm-v2-1-minor-bugs-remain/2026-02-23https://blossom.primal.net/910e98656ebe79655a95468028d59da65fdc76b2c532a553d0bf082d70459237.jpgGM v2.1. Minor bugs remain https://zapzide.com/cartoon/light-showers-of-value/2026-02-22https://blossom.primal.net/3621d7b1b222f7fe36549cf0500200e62db0be9d9c312c9a61e59537589dde61.jpgGM. Light showers of value https://zapzide.com/cartoon/fully-decentralised-gm/2026-02-21https://blossom.primal.net/e4e69d90e68992caa09523dec6befc0aa185191d0454ea26c0452ceee8f56de8.jpgGM. Fully decentralised GM. https://zapzide.com/cartoon/hold-on-tight/2026-02-20https://blossom.primal.net/d1181aa1161ec770c5811ff175762a77d12330c7e3f0dc41905dd5c37b7aecb1.jpgGM. Hold on tight. https://zapzide.com/cartoon/keep-it-simple/2026-02-19https://blossom.primal.net/1fd7b6f8971198be8d2ddf9fefd7d5f01203d7c5ecd292b0595c2948a4d26e26.jpgGM. Keep it simple. https://zapzide.com/cartoon/museum-of-early-conviction/2026-02-18https://blossom.primal.net/27ac932829fe8bd05959d76fdf923fbd594154ceaf63ba447a429b8cda35e695.jpgGM. Museum of Early Conviction. https://zapzide.com/cartoon/fire-good-zap-better/2026-02-17https://blossom.primal.net/3c2d2e53f52b952e73fef4c9f26649c2ba9d9c9408a0217ae081909fc7f4496d.jpgGM. Fire good. Zap better. https://zapzide.com/cartoon/nostr-discount-dopamine/2026-02-16https://blossom.primal.net/b051715fa2fdc027b9596f48b3fbb67c1718181164167f072eaff24b12dd9f8f.jpgGM. Nostr — discount dopamine https://zapzide.com/cartoon/dreamt-of-the-dutch-tax-man-36-on-imaginary-profits/2026-02-15https://blossom.primal.net/674a61056e64a3e0c36c49a025165e033dca82bcb30ff12ac5ce88cf8000354e.jpgGM. Dreamt of the Dutch tax man. 36% on imaginary profits https://zapzide.com/cartoon/happy-valentines-day-roses-fade-private-keys-dont/2026-02-14https://blossom.primal.net/a2b46d14b1f76d1a161b280741446d23b1b839550973987c4e30752e49bf1030.jpgHappy Valentine’s Day. Roses fade. Private keys don’t. https://zapzide.com/cartoon/freshly-picked-still-warm/2026-02-14https://blossom.primal.net/c27cb29d1701e5c462dbebf76fc1d818236981376349afd301565bdeb52a1624.jpgGM. Freshly picked. Still warm. https://zapzide.com/cartoon/its-a-gm-off/2026-02-13https://blossom.primal.net/f3e5c103d6f22241c6132bbc5d51a082b99dd5116a9bb7858eac304f27ae9528.jpgGM. It’s a GM-off. https://zapzide.com/cartoon/clown-fud-season-starring-jemima-kelly-in-the-financial-times/2026-02-12https://blossom.primal.net/33ddd17aa92c7194c09d52f41d2e0e3592ce1b728882d5a7b084447297f20a49.jpgGM. Clown FUD season, starring Jemima Kelly in the Financial Times. https://zapzide.com/cartoon/success-is-a-repost/2026-02-12https://blossom.primal.net/681e9fe9d63b0b74d176c18e1c1e9a90aaf157dd02fbbafe5d77b0c4126d0964.jpgGM. Success is a repost. https://zapzide.com/cartoon/it-seems-much-quieter-now/2026-02-11https://blossom.primal.net/85536dcec741b35e78dee734a0886fe7dd256dc07952c66736ebeb754bd0c552.jpgGM. It seems much quieter now. https://zapzide.com/cartoon/have-you-seen-max-pain/2026-02-10https://blossom.primal.net/3744a120a2fd88f2d1ef191a6a43033a2ed2e7eaa8e05ea8b7126004f0cab727.jpgGM. Have you seen Max Pain? https://zapzide.com/cartoon/even-diamond-hands-need-a-break/2026-02-09https://blossom.primal.net/ed8db731e5c3fd7376543517199818eb20f3a3dec2c6dfc5e2ec4667ce667de1.jpgGM. Even diamond hands need a break. https://zapzide.com/cartoon/still-not-selling/2026-02-08https://blossom.primal.net/0ac554856887bced6da824ba5df6293a7a96c0cf2c067bb39375866c4695ba44.jpgGM. Still not selling. https://zapzide.com/cartoon/not-every-morning-is-zappy/2026-02-07https://blossom.primal.net/5089a4c98097cd7ed6fc65d269c80c7a5c8f5a7352b8b5e000ef79c8403f9a18.jpgGM. Not every morning is zappy. https://zapzide.com/cartoon/still-here/2026-02-06https://blossom.primal.net/30749929563627ffa007b39d30950d17faa851f78f4b278077b292db09d49286.jpgGM. Still here. https://zapzide.com/cartoon/gm-so-early/2026-02-05https://blossom.primal.net/051c1c4d681b4c8662541fa169bd4ad508865a7889f0531069b913befb5ba05e.jpgGM, so early https://zapzide.com/cartoon/this-wasnt-the-plan/2026-02-04https://blossom.primal.net/bf43314a2dfe846c8fd18f1ae4c6fa1189a55c7a1b91ee1e05fb45c5e224a4d8.jpgGM. This wasn't the plan. https://zapzide.com/cartoon/we-discovered-lower/2026-02-03https://blossom.primal.net/2c3d3e338da98e6255135a5a74ae0f8e31a12bdc9071e04312c34befd2de3920.jpgGM. We discovered… lower https://zapzide.com/cartoon/were-all-mad-here/2026-02-02https://blossom.primal.net/4033c0828266350537d1eca866502957a7b5a54c349c50170deeec75c64e4ab8.jpgGM. We’re all mad here. https://zapzide.com/cartoon/so-happy/2026-02-01https://blossom.primal.net/6e3a3255f2c0acb5c0014d0c27dd7b7741c6919672c59dd28245b43ecf24eeab.jpgGM. So HAPPY https://zapzide.com/cartoon/so-early/2026-01-31https://blossom.primal.net/ae32f4976592101806a98b1cb49b0c63380c6726887fd10f1d8ce6057c9fafd1.jpgGM. So early. https://zapzide.com/cartoon/its-gotta-be-perfect/2026-01-30https://blossom.primal.net/12af68d01c328a4f4cf4b0eb73865e88d8da1cae50876d17bb186face60ce699.jpgGM. It's gotta be perfect. https://zapzide.com/cartoon/its-over/2026-01-29https://blossom.primal.net/0556818cd8f73d845deb77b97b4c152ae0c80f711ec56a3432d51ec3e2298c5b.jpgGM. It's over https://zapzide.com/cartoon/stack-dont-think/2026-01-28https://blossom.primal.net/a4187dab7c201a508e380ac19ebdc20fa9ac66fa09e3e728f613723700880174.jpgGM. Stack, don’t think. https://zapzide.com/cartoon/the-long-and-winding-road/2026-01-27https://blossom.primal.net/80682c3df0b19917fa07f5f871459be4be0719661e6faf191a9e14aa9a355330.jpgGM. The long and winding road. https://zapzide.com/cartoon/gm-anyway/2026-01-25https://blossom.primal.net/0633d675613e161b010463cfba760394ce4f3531ee62e25622325b00ebe2c872.jpgGM. Anyway. https://zapzide.com/cartoon/in-hindsight/2026-01-24https://blossom.primal.net/ac8bb7d9d302b269512bde2c52b85c63866cd232387a2c68f28b47bed7eb0211.jpgGM. In hindsight https://zapzide.com/cartoon/this-broadcast-is-experiencing-inflation/2026-01-23https://blossom.primal.net/55a1a2e1b182894a20315b6e889bccdf2d039c3863c10924e7735d5776dfef19.jpgGM. This broadcast is experiencing inflation. https://zapzide.com/cartoon/twist-and-shout/2026-01-22https://blossom.primal.net/96debf0a3ef2520d29ea700d4d1d66180226c6b7d787e727b2e701d9918f49c6.jpgGM. Twist and shout. https://zapzide.com/cartoon/did-you-hear/2026-01-21https://blossom.primal.net/ee624eda5d70261f744043d9ecb1ba2505ab614c2d57b7da09e79df9480e1d27.jpgGM. Did you hear? https://zapzide.com/cartoon/tea-then/2026-01-20https://blossom.primal.net/8a536c6fe27101b9baf86f07170a18b52989b4bb95310a976eca093655194023.jpgGM. Tea, then? https://zapzide.com/cartoon/still-early/2026-01-19https://blossom.primal.net/3710db679b1c76d355f964befdcb5115a7f0a8c01ac90b6100593597e313697c.jpgGM. Still early. https://zapzide.com/cartoon/hodl-et-patientia/2026-01-18https://blossom.primal.net/28fcc3902114337715376c2328d4306b5932c756b9d966ec975fbda7dd0b6997.jpgGM. Hodl et Patientia https://zapzide.com/cartoon/down-the-liquidity-hole-he-went/2026-01-17https://blossom.primal.net/117efaadbd1e5bc57b79ca1f416666949bebecf788dfb61407a8df66c33fe421.jpgGM. Down the liquidity hole he went. https://zapzide.com/cartoon/gm-2026-01-16/2026-01-16https://blossom.primal.net/86ab429d0ed76cf5152809b6388a991cee9663e425c3e1870fa7ca903e50cde0.jpgGM. https://zapzide.com/cartoon/gm-achieved/2026-01-15https://blossom.primal.net/eb7ea0886ff035ccc6b95a0f14b9981e21fddea0e1320d8c5c3603ab93a13a0f.jpgGM achieved! https://zapzide.com/cartoon/the-empire-left-kiosks-behind/2026-01-14https://blossom.primal.net/72d8b3316f2c91ace72cdf38a19bfa763cb18c5cb5627585e37c3062ce8f5cd0.jpgGM. The empire left kiosks behind. https://zapzide.com/cartoon/relax-bitcoin-doesnt-care/2026-01-13https://blossom.primal.net/dc97efbde6965b9f9a2c9fecdf08ca9a7eda451736ac38aff8c514d207f57f62.jpgGM. Relax, Bitcoin doesn’t care. https://zapzide.com/cartoon/you-want-a-revolution-it-comes-in-sats/2026-01-12https://blossom.primal.net/897e2cfc1e39465489c35ef46b3f4d1207dbcf013cb46e253437ad5331f68b27.jpgGM. You want a revolution? It comes in sats. https://zapzide.com/cartoon/meaning-loading/2026-01-11https://blossom.primal.net/adbc6de15c8941f8391f25752a7bf3411149e56ac48a05027c854f6c763fac2b.jpgGM. Meaning loading… https://zapzide.com/cartoon/10-january-running-bitcoin-day-thanks-hal-finney-still-running-still-ear/2026-01-10https://blossom.primal.net/5ed819e42a2228f333b8659f304b010f30326b23f4dd654c597dbf825994ccbb.jpgGM. 10 January - Running Bitcoin Day. Thanks, Hal Finney. Still running. Still early https://zapzide.com/cartoon/logged-in/2026-01-10https://blossom.primal.net/0a4721c342e95cf51c17e60201262ed0f0c00abf0443b3d126fd23f39ff352e3.jpgGM. Logged in. https://zapzide.com/cartoon/is-nost-still-alive/2026-01-09https://blossom.primal.net/b8f5c83b7ea509608149eddf5cf257a233141db7374d76df2a6d4c344d66baff.jpgGM. Is Nost still alive? https://zapzide.com/cartoon/monitoring-intensified/2026-01-08https://blossom.primal.net/7ddad8525d0bd84f0cb6c466b8e99e898a9c22e259db14b85ede3817bb48c81e.jpgGM. Monitoring intensified. https://zapzide.com/cartoon/even-bears-get-tired/2026-01-07https://blossom.primal.net/ba73d0b5f72c98f9f43f3c6c10e6fbe4d3b5960cdcd8f82165c9e47ae944ffaf.jpgGM. Even bears get tired. https://zapzide.com/cartoon/no-excuses/2026-01-06https://blossom.primal.net/4259db64fa71784aa3bbe304e408a53b7c87be4774d92520c9696ad367391f41.jpgGM. No excuses https://zapzide.com/cartoon/confused-perfect-thats-nostr/2026-01-05https://blossom.primal.net/25f206a583ef8aec4acbde257e36f4b6cfc5761dfed98eeeea51d081e2245465.jpgGM! Confused? Perfect. That’s Nostr! https://zapzide.com/cartoon/confess-now-paperwork-later/2026-01-04https://blossom.primal.net/b28bd6fafe1b8748003c0fb34e45090fbf53da2d7c2d2435f9a689747ee8f728.jpgConfess now. Paperwork later. https://zapzide.com/cartoon/genesis-block-day-signal-detected-joy-permitted/2026-01-03https://blossom.primal.net/03a2da7554c59c2e4109c561dff0ede389206deddebe4c2a0d3f889d5e79ed68.jpgGenesis Block Day 🎉 Signal detected. Joy permitted. https://zapzide.com/cartoon/happy-genesis-block-day/2026-01-03https://blossom.primal.net/88dbafac6d7025fb2f6a6ce7b98e20d2a3e91aac7a217ad40c094537cd8dae04.jpgHappy Genesis Block Day! 🧡🎉⛏️ https://zapzide.com/cartoon/snowing-cold-storage-conditions-ideal/2026-01-03https://blossom.primal.net/6ff3f918a0b00d2b28911ba4dbdc4c9c4a44362afa2e55874bd0c289ed850919.jpgGM. Snowing: cold storage conditions ideal. https://zapzide.com/cartoon/happy-new-gm-keep-it-weird/2025-12-31https://blossom.primal.net/2fcdd1ec96aaa0c355716877ee441157608e5ee29c0a33d5ca8b5d62a73b9915.jpgHappy New GM! Keep it weird. https://zapzide.com/cartoon/one-day-an-ai-will-pay-with-lightning-without-asking-when-do-you-think-t/2025-12-30https://blossom.primal.net/1bc823d7fc3ac2daf36cab61552ce3403c0493134e3fe23cc5989535d726a4e5.jpgGM. One day an AI will pay with Lightning without asking. When do you think that happens? https://zapzide.com/cartoon/wrong-chart/2025-12-29https://blossom.primal.net/b36b363892bf5aeabe507710fc0e5504f7345c6de2cb076970dfb06d8c9bf82f.jpgGM. Wrong chart? https://zapzide.com/cartoon/it-helped/2025-12-28https://blossom.primal.net/d0c978c48c627e1320bd31060d3b102759b474ef9fe08602badbeb1e286118fc.jpgGM. It helped. https://zapzide.com/cartoon/da-fuck/2025-12-27https://blossom.primal.net/4e36ff533940310e11beef11ca86c670c8af399e0c6490f3abc57527b42f3c48.jpgGM. Da Fuck... https://zapzide.com/cartoon/only-a-few-listened/2025-12-26https://blossom.primal.net/1eecebbcfde9fe8d734e7c84c9b83c336cee4345b3fa6138722dda848d704dba.jpgGM. Only a few listened. https://zapzide.com/cartoon/the-first-zapmas/2025-12-25https://blossom.primal.net/56df198e743ecdcceded315bb22afcb2f2b0f6817ed9ca03de5b6c05977a4c7d.jpgGM. The First Zapmas. https://zapzide.com/cartoon/gm-gm-merry-christmas-ho-ho-hodl/2025-12-24https://blossom.primal.net/c53dd2b40c90f1cd53228da8005e83f0825a818d1330a9be03f07d3feaab8f65.jpgGM GM. Merry Christmas. Ho ho hodl. https://zapzide.com/cartoon/santa-finally-gets-it/2025-12-23https://blossom.primal.net/380d7b8d49fc2f046afa4f92ff0f03a7364b2f311617ad24797c5c259ad45a29.jpgGM. Santa finally gets it. https://zapzide.com/cartoon/christmas-tree-now-permissionless/2025-12-22https://blossom.primal.net/957bbe55f35038c2dfd1ca149acc2a5166e439c1851c1d70281bbb730c35df63.jpgGM. Christmas Tree, now permissionless. https://zapzide.com/cartoon/gm-gm-gm-it-was-the-thought-that-counted/2025-12-21https://blossom.primal.net/4f323fd6b3032474c1b9beb032529db2dac812669b465ed25dc9699f49d2a89f.jpgGM GM GM, it was the thought that counted. https://zapzide.com/cartoon/holiday-decor-but-make-it-lightning/2025-12-20https://blossom.primal.net/6452fb442cb78e3113409048651e69758508aaca7c029d9522463ee18b582242.jpgGM. Holiday decor, but make it Lightning. https://zapzide.com/cartoon/santa-afk-elves-went-maxi/2025-12-19https://blossom.primal.net/bf7bab55371ccb0a9b04aaf82b2af3ff226f6d616f7e68d82b3f5d6f27125d5f.jpgGM. Santa AFK. Elves went maxi. https://zapzide.com/cartoon/still-not-the-moment/2025-12-18https://blossom.primal.net/a5f2e828a0e0a8f5a60f3e752dd46ef97d5bdeb714ccf869c4c36c904924cf35.jpgGM. Still not the moment. https://zapzide.com/cartoon/it-just-keeps-gming/2025-12-17https://blossom.primal.net/277900a50b72e843ad35422513cbc8a78bd0e086536672358735b973663e13b9.jpgGM. It just keeps GM’ing. https://zapzide.com/cartoon/this-is-fine/2025-12-16https://blossom.primal.net/1955b35e8e2cc4ee5d3da0e968fa0bf79001e1f42fa6528155baf92e6ebfc152.jpgGM. This is fine. https://zapzide.com/cartoon/caring-optional/2025-12-15https://blossom.primal.net/0466886cbb2b42fcdcff840bb062ecf71d6c59ca9e684ed2cee90db8741558e2.jpgGM. Caring optional. https://zapzide.com/cartoon/soaking-in-cheap-sats/2025-12-14https://blossom.primal.net/08a04adc0528ca955da7fac387980ec1cca4c57c21a0d3e3c970d0fc96702c07.jpgGM. Soaking in cheap sats. https://zapzide.com/cartoon/festive-but-permissionless/2025-12-13https://blossom.primal.net/aa3f77d0b5350278ef54f4049bfe699fb497c40d8371ee1f7b99eaefe8f2fcfc.jpgGM. Festive, but permissionless. https://zapzide.com/cartoon/not-satoshi-trust-me-bro/2025-12-12https://blossom.primal.net/c517843b115ace6f8d41f074e576f41106c00381e38ca571a3726a558c3c762c.jpgGM. Not Satoshi (trust me bro) https://zapzide.com/cartoon/watch-closely-the-gm-ritual-begins/2025-12-11https://blossom.primal.net/a9289655e17ca223643cec6bb71622027596c7cce6d3d3c7f4e5e91ba321091e.jpgWatch closely… the GM ritual begins. https://zapzide.com/cartoon/quit-twitter-good-recovery-starts-here/2025-12-10https://blossom.primal.net/55e1bb2355d1c16375c506b644442a1420b5c582375f46528caaf9249661f925.jpgQuit Twitter? Good. Recovery starts here https://zapzide.com/cartoon/ah-the-special-back-on-the-pleb-menu/2025-12-09https://blossom.primal.net/d04ddf14ef3d895dc132b328575d475b694634f6ade933a86630f51f54d74c43.jpgAh, the special : back on the pleb menu. https://zapzide.com/cartoon/just-gm/2025-12-08https://blossom.primal.net/02b109db92283b7495422a1376394fd04125ee69369101a182fbdf7e5b7b6f7e.jpgJust GM. https://zapzide.com/cartoon/stranger-zaps/2025-12-07https://blossom.primal.net/cd04d60d4c3d4e0e8da9830610555f30aa083f0e710389bc7f6d807508746446.jpgGM. Stranger zaps https://zapzide.com/cartoon/it-dumped-again/2025-12-06https://blossom.primal.net/f653797d776539d0d9abfd812343938f0ccbdf262d89cb5db6086b9f70e16692.jpgGM. It dumped. Again. https://zapzide.com/cartoon/sinterklaass-gone-full-maxi-naughty-list-everyone/2025-12-05https://blossom.primal.net/d084d9e9a57ba6a87ef815f6c3493b61d605d4dcbc22d0af49838a57cbcb9b99.jpgGM. Sinterklaass gone full maxi. (Naughty list? Everyone) https://zapzide.com/cartoon/trust-the-light/2025-12-04https://blossom.primal.net/9230148df8612ecd7c82d92a43ba7468e92c63d9f9b59ae180d8cf7258438d15.jpgGM. Trust the light. https://zapzide.com/cartoon/hopium-holding-dose-adjusts-with-every-dip/2025-12-03https://blossom.primal.net/bf2e0e3fdb7e7c10fd56d2eac4186d7397a9e4fb05f54c0e37d6ba36b4fcc3ca.jpgGM. Hopium holding (dose adjusts with every dip) https://zapzide.com/cartoon/hodl-clinic-open/2025-12-02https://blossom.primal.net/2cd0c87c5269b6cbb3f20afee41eb656c7574dad881775e808aee9240a7916ae.jpgGM. Hodl clinic open. https://zapzide.com/cartoon/forecast-cheap-sats-great-day-to-stack/2025-12-01https://blossom.primal.net/0ffde59eda96974b58a8a2f9f6bd6654174be2b325a83c2d3ee4c875a0a40cf1.jpgGM. Forecast: cheap sats. Great day to stack https://zapzide.com/cartoon/may-your-day-be-gm/2025-11-30https://blossom.primal.net/cc6f9a4451d9aa12a5cd51c46f329e08fb929ce44c84731833bffe34386ae6f1.jpgMay your day be GM https://zapzide.com/cartoon/did-it-hurt-welcome-to-bitcoin/2025-11-29https://blossom.primal.net/8983ccaaaf5ae0b8cb1df285759446dd956e6abf5b4c5d2c86ad5c917505285e.jpgGM. Did it hurt? Welcome to Bitcoin. https://zapzide.com/cartoon/cards-silent-your-move/2025-11-28https://blossom.primal.net/c227a2da21af31b6c6977d44218e3595e591dd4a5f82993d9ad90861cfc920ea.jpgGM. Cards silent. Your move. https://zapzide.com/cartoon/grateful-for-nostr-pass-the-sats-and-the-gravy/2025-11-27https://blossom.primal.net/4f25bec497695027f776f0ef70437626afff9530cf95dd58775dfedd4ff4fabc.jpgGM. Grateful for Nostr -> pass the sats and the gravy https://zapzide.com/cartoon/repent-87k-shall-smite-the-weak-hands/2025-11-26https://blossom.primal.net/75eaad64bea32e3e1848420d555c04ff4365d3af578cca4cd39a0cb061256534.jpgGM. Repent! 87K shall smite the weak hands! https://zapzide.com/cartoon/maybe-the-bottom-maybe-the-pre-bottom/2025-11-25https://blossom.primal.net/ab31454950986265d35020d3b908cceda5cb36c2b096a6f7eedc043a69d89477.jpgGM. Maybe the bottom… maybe the pre-bottom? https://zapzide.com/cartoon/gm-dude-freshest-batch-just-dropped/2025-11-24https://blossom.primal.net/898b044b461fc3b90d2f288721f626d9ed849e93af838d7779f772edb07e4ff9.jpgGM, dude… freshest batch just dropped. https://zapzide.com/cartoon/blessed-be-the-gm/2025-11-23https://blossom.primal.net/7ee9ac088b3d20b376d14f0f0d1fa06dae5a3230ee6ff04ef44cc6bbf88f23ad.jpgGM. Blessed be the GM. https://zapzide.com/cartoon/when-grandma-senses-cheap-sats-you-listen/2025-11-22https://blossom.primal.net/c8fe3a0ffd6baba109949e1171870f2944cc3bf6bd5ae0909519ace1a474fa02.jpgGM. When grandma senses cheap sats, you listen. https://zapzide.com/cartoon/wipe-that-dip-off-your-face-recruit/2025-11-21https://blossom.primal.net/ffae5bca5be10f3ad82a9a3928a892f9c904da4931a45605dafcd4b518399e87.jpgGM! Wipe that dip off your face, recruit! https://zapzide.com/cartoon/cheap-corn-hit-you-hard-too/2025-11-20https://blossom.primal.net/799c1687b7751acea727bcf6c67f55c402aded59278f067e9e9c46395a999586.jpgGM. Cheap corn hit you hard too? https://zapzide.com/cartoon/a-chill-of-bears/2025-11-19https://blossom.primal.net/a853318280090c235947676f22df87dc4f57e645735356e5c7cb6f94f81b9db0.jpgGM. A chill of bears. https://zapzide.com/cartoon/woke-up-in-november-2024-chart-confirms/2025-11-18https://blossom.primal.net/576c44aeef3dcdc233963a4f22c411600ebab1c0bdf3c49e653a70dac172d777.jpgGM. Woke up in November 2024. Chart confirms. https://zapzide.com/cartoon/red-monday-green-mood/2025-11-17https://blossom.primal.net/05f541de6ceadfcbdb18707a4e3dab5ca3f47e2e04009d30b14091837f4d966c.jpgGM. Red Monday, green mood. https://zapzide.com/cartoon/confess-your-weak-hands/2025-11-16https://blossom.primal.net/5caeea9d85a3394aaa563ba9b1fcae1099c05716c0874b946d38ad39ac03fddf.jpgGM. Confess your weak hands. https://zapzide.com/cartoon/if-you-go-down-in-the-woods-today-youre-sure-of-a-big-surprise/2025-11-15https://blossom.primal.net/7fea847db6b0252bb8f8da4c6513b5b49b4f2581d625dc68bd06d56ed8546084.jpgGM. If you go down in the woods today, You're sure of a big surprise. https://zapzide.com/cartoon/bitcoin-amsterdam-proof-of-mayo/2025-11-14https://blossom.primal.net/2aa33e47b3eab9a79c9b3ccf0f3e1789cc783c49dbf61e4096684e14ec6b62d1.jpgGM. Bitcoin Amsterdam - proof-of-mayo. https://zapzide.com/cartoon/bitcoin-amsterdam-just-booted-up/2025-11-13https://blossom.primal.net/c9f19c715829eb4a74c3e5546c65a773d67d9afa5d040d60575d0d360cc90a2e.jpgGM. Bitcoin Amsterdam just booted up. https://zapzide.com/cartoon/plug-in-power-up-zap-hard/2025-11-12https://blossom.primal.net/2c0eee2e1a5839defc62c1cfbb40b27d3fdc57a6025ed4139ff739598b5fb1fb.jpgGM. Plug in, power up, zap hard. https://zapzide.com/cartoon/starter-pack-coffee-chaos-cold-storage/2025-11-11https://blossom.primal.net/7292d1a15522836dddfbad73596bf30e95a0c07b44836333c6ed9b81498591cb.jpgGM. Starter Pack: coffee, chaos, cold storage. https://zapzide.com/cartoon/suffocating-thats-just-dca-pressure/2025-11-10https://blossom.primal.net/ca73659167841e98a83be70f4b8874cfbd54d3cfce4beec24b06095d9b2a21bc.jpgGM. Suffocating? That’s just DCA pressure. https://zapzide.com/cartoon/salvation-through-self-custody/2025-11-09https://blossom.primal.net/86831779004f29697a097fb215dab811e113ee1f483d5b70b049bc29b1b35b3b.jpgGM. Salvation through self-custody. https://zapzide.com/cartoon/the-ledgers-stopped-when-bitcoin-started/2025-11-08https://blossom.primal.net/e20083e5de7a49eb788eeaed90ed2ec2e317827aae81eb600e5ceddd58151f84.jpgGM. The ledgers stopped when Bitcoin started. https://zapzide.com/cartoon/deep-deeper-dca/2025-11-07https://blossom.primal.net/95c569b3e3dddf506ef5d43d4606d67eebf861fb7dbb985377a1246521788bde.jpgGM. Deep… deeper… DCA. https://zapzide.com/cartoon/still-not-fucking-selling/2025-11-06https://blossom.primal.net/ad065f03fe4d93b29974feb9f226a0c488297eff8fae56ce98865c6a952ca5d9.jpgGM. Still not fucking selling. https://zapzide.com/cartoon/gm-its-falling-season-stack-accordingly/2025-11-05https://blossom.primal.net/99b91759d63fff810cc821b5c92aee21e33ec0f8806ad0a8d68916fc8f898d13.jpgGM, it’s falling season - stack accordingly. https://zapzide.com/cartoon/gm-yall-breakfast-special-pleb-slop-now-with-extra-fiat-dust/2025-11-04https://blossom.primal.net/e3bb1e553a0f6429ecc6677ff162ba759527ddd9b4392cdbe047c916fe91eaf0.jpgGM y’all, breakfast special: Pleb Slop (now with extra fiat dust) https://zapzide.com/cartoon/cloudy-with-a-chance-of-zaps/2025-11-03https://blossom.primal.net/8a7550e934c7d31c218a58049aec586b554222991056b1d9e1826c7cee2df374.jpgGM. Cloudy with a chance of zaps. https://zapzide.com/cartoon/engagement-takes-time/2025-11-02https://blossom.primal.net/892abad8724ad27aaeb32fece218624305c40ad3b90f79043f436fd5a3860d2d.jpgGM. Engagement takes time. https://zapzide.com/cartoon/all-he-wants-is-zaps/2025-11-01https://blossom.primal.net/c43f0f491607bf71d4deacd2d572accc4ebbae7e51748beb460903060c9d1a99.jpgGM. All he wants is zaps. https://zapzide.com/cartoon/seventeen-years-since-a-ghost-changed-money-forever-happy-bitcoin-whitep/2025-10-31https://blossom.primal.net/57f4de1cce93b47e54a1a0943b216855f24cd300e5dbd340f1f9b9daa762ea76.jpg🎃 Seventeen years since a ghost changed money forever. Happy Bitcoin Whitepaper Day! 13 haunted transmissions from the protocol’s dark side. One every hour until the nodes stop screaming. (13/13) https://zapzide.com/cartoon/sleep-tight-no-scary-bedtime-stories-tonight-13-haunted-transmissions-fr/2025-10-31https://blossom.primal.net/630f9194cbe4383fa11b6ba1f073648c6a82e59ae362a62d865ae9924b4caa63.jpg🎃 Sleep tight- no scary bedtime stories tonight 13 haunted transmissions from the protocol’s dark side. One every hour until the nodes stop screaming. (12/13) https://zapzide.com/cartoon/long-live-the-flesh-13-haunted-transmissions-from-the-protocols-dark-sid/2025-10-31https://blossom.primal.net/d3492f162d108f51de6b877a5924ace4ee2877999901758c66a1c40cf2d5ca96.jpg🎃 Long live the flesh! 13 haunted transmissions from the protocol’s dark side. One every hour until the nodes stop screaming. (11/13) https://zapzide.com/cartoon/the-reading-of-the-will-13-haunted-transmissions-from-the-protocols-dark/2025-10-31https://blossom.primal.net/3756762a1e4fde9345a64785d3b6d8b116098d57047b49fe9ea84514ee0291fa.jpg🎃 The reading of the will 13 haunted transmissions from the protocol’s dark side. One every hour until the nodes stop screaming. (10/13) https://zapzide.com/cartoon/wishing-you-a-happy-nostrween-13-haunted-transmissions-from-the-protocol/2025-10-31https://blossom.primal.net/5c29bbc6f39479ea41d2ceed6d92214bfe0605d9aad3b921e5156923ded7abc5.jpg🎃 Wishing you a Happy Nostrween! 13 haunted transmissions from the protocol’s dark side. One every hour until the nodes stop screaming. (9/13) https://zapzide.com/cartoon/dont-be-afraid-of-the-dark-13-haunted-transmissions-from-the-protocols-d/2025-10-31https://blossom.primal.net/4c43a5baa79b8d7d19fc59a80d10eadd118e58bcbc3f628b73f920b68ab87329.jpg🎃 Don’t be afraid of the dark 13 haunted transmissions from the protocol’s dark side. One every hour until the nodes stop screaming. (8/13) https://zapzide.com/cartoon/you-trusted-them-with-your-savings-they-took-your-soul-13-haunted-transm/2025-10-31https://blossom.primal.net/9b405b4990b82cd23873bd334420bbcf74a2f4d8545ccd38a66a64623ae81215.jpg🎃 You trusted them with your savings. They took your soul 13 haunted transmissions from the protocol’s dark side. One every hour until the nodes stop screaming. (7/13) https://zapzide.com/cartoon/shit-its-nostrween-13-haunted-transmissions-from-the-protocols-dark-side/2025-10-31https://blossom.primal.net/89e4328ac0db7392e426b2c2bc42ad5e6540bbe4dd9de1200fcf75b43b4c6337.jpg🎃 Shit, it’s Nostrween! 13 haunted transmissions from the protocol’s dark side. One every hour until the nodes stop screaming. (6/13) https://zapzide.com/cartoon/dont-worry-its-not-bitcoin-13-haunted-transmissions-from-the-protocols-d/2025-10-31https://blossom.primal.net/757dac274d6d44349e4da29a035fc36cc913bd033307272bc3657456d025c654.jpg🎃 Don’t worry, it’s not Bitcoin. 13 haunted transmissions from the protocol’s dark side. One every hour until the nodes stop screaming. (5/13) https://zapzide.com/cartoon/coming-soon-the-return-of-the-living-debt-13-haunted-transmissions-from/2025-10-31https://blossom.primal.net/7285f17805e23339c2397a6da93424965ddfb825b33c8087ca66c0520438e9bc.jpg🎃 Coming soon: The Return of the Living Debt 13 haunted transmissions from the protocol’s dark side. One every hour until the nodes stop screaming. (5/13) https://zapzide.com/cartoon/its-nostrween-and-the-suckers-hungry-again-13-haunted-transmissions-from/2025-10-31https://blossom.primal.net/a684bd740803c132921990f805b34f4525981707d3e5cc0312de8eeb1ade3c12.jpg🎃 It’s Nostrween - and the Sucker’s hungry again! 13 haunted transmissions from the protocol’s dark side. One every hour until the nodes stop screaming. (4/13) https://zapzide.com/cartoon/happy-nostrween-i-want-to-suck-your-sats-13-haunted-transmissions-from-t/2025-10-31https://blossom.primal.net/84f863df88fa12b6ffb9478443fa2f8d9807afc002b75df8670be39ce34e17a8.jpg🎃 Happy Nostrween! I want to suck your sats! 13 haunted transmissions from the protocol’s dark side. One every hour until the nodes stop screaming. (3/13) https://zapzide.com/cartoon/uncle-nakamoto-proof-of-work-eternal-2-13/2025-10-31https://blossom.primal.net/3313156a94237c5f22261f84d8d6bbe7cda3d7bb87c9cdf5e1a044851557b155.jpgUncle Nakamoto- proof of work, eternal. (2/13) https://zapzide.com/cartoon/gm-happy-nostrween-13-haunted-transmissions-from-the-protocols-dark-side/2025-10-31https://blossom.primal.net/af2a9db8a172eeb12e35af4e3aeaf6a54016be90d318704b6fc92160dc4c8ed5.jpg🕯️🎃 GM HAPPY NOSTRWEEN 13 haunted transmissions from the protocol’s dark side. One every hour until the nodes stop screaming. (1/13) https://zapzide.com/cartoon/bitcoin-is-the-koan-my-brain-is-the-bowl/2025-10-30https://blossom.primal.net/1275bbac1255d08a4ce526f945832ad7d65d9bb625a68900210c22cb997f1b6f.jpgGM. Bitcoin is the koan. My brain is the bowl. https://zapzide.com/cartoon/high-signal-low-noise-just-how-i-like-it/2025-10-29https://image.nostr.build/6137d02f0cf21876da6cd0725fef8adc05631c40dd226aa82d92765d207f421f.jpgGM. High signal. Low noise. Just how I like it. https://zapzide.com/cartoon/just-me-my-coffee-and-the-perfect-echo-chamber/2025-10-28https://image.nostr.build/b6d450aa626f9d5763d59139f35113afa179c45d1920337d30be948095a2902d.jpgGM. Just me, my coffee, and the perfect echo chamber. https://zapzide.com/cartoon/smash-zap-repeat/2025-10-27https://blossom.primal.net/1b379ebc42e53980e163320983fdeff524593cbe6fb27063f4a59bda51deb683.jpgGM. Smash. Zap. Repeat. https://zapzide.com/cartoon/the-stars-went-orange-i-wasnt-ready/2025-10-26https://blossom.primal.net/ecbcc74d67371b240b9198d092b05d6e8b33942155c04c3ee1426c08f5fe37ea.jpgGM. The stars went orange… I wasn’t ready https://zapzide.com/cartoon/tried-to-restart-my-nostr-now-my-toasters-zapping-me/2025-10-25https://blossom.primal.net/6daeb71916180a3a649a66ebf3594dc2f7658668093c61ae26d5338f2d508ebe.jpgGM. Tried to restart my Nostr… now my toaster’s zapping me. https://zapzide.com/cartoon/still-gm-still-afloat-still-signal/2025-10-24https://blossom.primal.net/ade2c28a196ec267d6ebc69cff1d27884a830d2bbf294cb7c48bc6ffb94cbd77.jpgStill GM. Still afloat. Still signal. https://zapzide.com/cartoon/still-bullish-in-the-sideways-wasteland/2025-10-23https://blossom.primal.net/ebd97237a0449c79c02f632902c04c9c669d3711cc726c232e25a07c2e34b329.jpgGM. Still bullish in the sideways wasteland. https://zapzide.com/cartoon/putting-on-the-meat-suit-heading-into-the-fiat-mines/2025-10-22https://blossom.primal.net/18e346c07d21233c26738ab861e3dae530185bcc12496761c4bf1fb4bc1f5eda.jpgGM. Putting on the meat suit, heading into the fiat mines. https://zapzide.com/cartoon/zapping-its-not-for-everyone/2025-10-21https://blossom.primal.net/ce909e17287db8b9a8a2bcb973e7afe839cdca0605673d131d155e25852d460d.jpgGM. Zapping - it’s not for everyone. https://zapzide.com/cartoon/still-99-self-viewership-100-vibes/2025-10-20https://blossom.primal.net/1a11a545a18b2b045d20b25e57fdcbbcb6d236fbbbdb02cc588705e881258857.jpgGM. Still 99% self-viewership, 100% vibes. https://zapzide.com/cartoon/and-thus-spake-the-ostrich-run-a-node-go-outside-stack-sats-dont-shitcoi/2025-10-19https://blossom.primal.net/8d2a8a1afdf0b9c4bf1a0a110fe420144cca1f634831201fcd365fb1f0a84859.jpgGM. And thus spake the ostrich: run a node, go outside, stack sats, don’t shitcoin. And they hearted, but they heard not. https://zapzide.com/cartoon/still-dumptober/2025-10-18https://blossom.primal.net/daf1fb83b0e7683b1388433a96f8c919f591157330da3b92d91aac1873a25071.jpgGM. Still Dumptober. https://zapzide.com/cartoon/welcome-to-orange-pill-alley/2025-10-17https://blossom.primal.net/64dd84eb22dcbdc34a3df1221d34a3db9b23a7533a2e2fefb625d9945ce6ab3a.jpgGM. Welcome to Orange Pill Alley. https://zapzide.com/cartoon/patient-zero-strikes-again/2025-10-16https://blossom.primal.net/6020558246e816f52e2a8dcfa189ffd3d3d6613f0cf3b849e153d086a7486e98.jpgGM. Patient Zero strikes again. https://zapzide.com/cartoon/the-future-was-not-hiring/2025-10-15https://blossom.primal.net/f750d6dcdb1f91a175abeec9b04bd623d43899c13d5d1ff499ddca4d4dd386fe.jpgGM. The future was not hiring https://zapzide.com/cartoon/gm-again/2025-10-14https://blossom.primal.net/413183081f3435844a6e9ce6515d0e47f495da99763b4fe76d2f06080356e4c7.jpgGM. Again. https://zapzide.com/cartoon/should-we-buy-more/2025-10-13https://blossom.primal.net/bbbb7225df460794d7d750b16e244ebe5ef1a6fae70f8317c4c3a83180887228.jpgGM. Should we buy more? https://zapzide.com/cartoon/we-all-dump-in-our-own-way/2025-10-12https://blossom.primal.net/f501945e1ef9119010ffed1fb7e4616f70cec8d29fe30cf53bf160c0df6b4d41.jpgGM. We all dump in our own way https://zapzide.com/cartoon/abracadabra/2025-10-11https://blossom.primal.net/5facf114d8b8a205ba46904d6f7dc89d7bdac8bfdc7337e4371fa00c4ef8f117.jpgGM. Abracadabra! https://zapzide.com/cartoon/gm-dear-plebs-because-tradition-must-be-honored/2025-10-10https://blossom.primal.net/d201f37ae6396fe7fb0eacf28db08b765a492e9024179b24506cfadccae98873.jpgGM, dear plebs. Because tradition must be honored. https://zapzide.com/cartoon/just-one-more-zap-bro/2025-10-09https://blossom.primal.net/892f4d2018489c738b044efa7653f0440f76e7e5d2fa4e5bbfbf9d573d10a99a.jpgGM. Just one more zap, bro. https://zapzide.com/cartoon/the-weak-trust-banks-the-strong-verify/2025-10-08https://blossom.primal.net/7292ec40b7e013592b218f0d1a56298771ca8d68c62268d33e779cf14059bcf5.jpgGM. The weak trust banks. The strong verify. https://zapzide.com/cartoon/even-the-barber-knows/2025-10-07https://blossom.primal.net/cc8d42d308efd35cd810cba43e37d566879a174b7e6bba729781b3fa9df22f75.jpgGM. Even the barber knows. https://zapzide.com/cartoon/heroes-fade-legends-stack/2025-10-06https://blossom.primal.net/69511df2053eaeaf49ea6ffde0517860ae63357cb80d875e95144372dfb985b2.jpgGM. Heroes fade, legends stack. https://zapzide.com/cartoon/autumn-light-bitcoin-bright/2025-10-05https://blossom.primal.net/c76fe6b2a99f751240a4d057006c9e4881b1fef2fe7d87def6de14690a6a147e.jpgGM. Autumn light, Bitcoin bright https://zapzide.com/cartoon/feeling-viral-must-be-the-bitcoin-fever/2025-10-04https://blossom.primal.net/194db448ef326b6c6e5a884338f5dc29e28e0cbea3103e61a1b3e303cd015361.jpgGM. Feeling viral. Must be the Bitcoin fever. https://zapzide.com/cartoon/bitcoins-moving-weekends-here-but-are-you-ready-for-the-pump/2025-10-03https://blossom.primal.net/1a01ec1cb7b1dfcace266cd16271cb464fce85536d98712c11b7267a3615dc25.jpgGM. Bitcoin’s moving. Weekend’s here. But are you ready for the Pump? https://zapzide.com/cartoon/fridge-vibes-ath-vibes/2025-10-02https://blossom.primal.net/a466a8039d7072af6b7bc75f0df19e73baa2bc89f633d8cea8396e62eb65c413.jpgGM. Fridge vibes = ATH vibes. https://zapzide.com/cartoon/you-cannot-kill-an-idea/2025-10-01https://blossom.primal.net/6c1e0d571920da98ce81f74e7d74dec0790364ff3b1e8b191781655d64d51e8e.jpgGM. You cannot kill an idea. https://zapzide.com/cartoon/is-this-good-for-bitcoin/2025-09-30https://blossom.primal.net/0b97ea0979f37ecb5d499d1c00d24737b375e4d46f3ebb2cee426c0c38e05049.jpgGM. Is this good for Bitcoin? https://zapzide.com/cartoon/i-hate-mondays/2025-09-29https://blossom.primal.net/1f53c61cabbcab1faa112810dc3897f95d150230467b928df4f95604f0ba0239.jpgGM. I hate Mondays. https://zapzide.com/portfolio/insert-sats/2025-09-28https://blossom.primal.net/2efb12e7f3df06816bab4028f871d69befbf1d53b140fc1be72d91d81fc8a729.jpgINSERT SATS → GET GM ⚡☕🦤 https://zapzide.com/cartoon/24-words-1-tiny-miracle/2025-09-27https://blossom.primal.net/ee61d259ff7dfaba836315f51feef52de49fe79db00dea24beee2c8dd970305d.jpgGM. 24 words, 1 tiny miracle. https://zapzide.com/cartoon/sad-but-true/2025-09-26https://blossom.primal.net/abd433b0b6882f7305351c3f4c8249a9ca72a8161fe207c1981562abcab63f89.jpgGM. Sad but true. https://zapzide.com/cartoon/operation-complete/2025-09-25https://blossom.primal.net/cf1889dc0df35dc67b74704e15a637a9a042be639f88e381cd1b9b0357c22d8a.jpgGM. Operation complete. https://zapzide.com/cartoon/who-dares-enter-nostr/2025-09-24https://blossom.primal.net/8dcf8f7d3408b5a15de4ee9fd9f0a41ea9ae398bc2e871022d5d0b5c98cf253c.jpgGM. Who dares enter Nostr? https://zapzide.com/cartoon/gm-any-good-news/2025-09-23https://blossom.primal.net/58c49aa78034293971dd0937288cf4a0a9b3c77ad2ffa77e90d5b31a8b46f7d1.jpgGM, any good news? https://zapzide.com/cartoon/supernice-gm-certified-purple-energy/2025-09-22https://blossom.primal.net/fa7d7c93dfa5848bb84e7f931d29fb7a00ea9bfb42d55458163fb062811ca244.jpgSUPERNICE GM!, certified purple energy. https://zapzide.com/cartoon/nostr-couple-therapy-21-sats-cant-fix-everything/2025-09-21https://blossom.primal.net/b6d57ab91ce6e325cc1fe1fff1b02c220843ad60f944949c01041ed926162008.jpgNostr Couple Therapy - 21 sats can’t fix everything. https://zapzide.com/cartoon/gm-its-satsurday-powered-by-zaps-and-coffee/2025-09-20https://blossom.primal.net/6a56bd0bc01097ccec4083e3059a468cd0e5013d790558e08f43f2a8307f5f62.jpgGM, it’s SATSURDAY — powered by zaps & coffee. ⚡☕🦤 https://zapzide.com/cartoon/told-you-it-was-safe-just-a-bit-smelly/2025-09-19https://blossom.primal.net/6c66dbdbcb11b3f5e232bf22eb9f17653ed7dd1cfc2e1515a54101ffc88e9127.jpgGM. Told you it was safe (just a bit smelly). https://zapzide.com/cartoon/ah-the-eternal-question-do-you-accept-bitcoin/2025-09-18https://blossom.primal.net/e79ecfde9c0a836d20785ed937fab4efe9021936164dd8955c34fe7ad28f0dd5.jpgGM. Ah, the eternal question: Do you accept Bitcoin? https://zapzide.com/cartoon/gm-anonymous-first-step-is-admitting-you-didnt-gm/2025-09-17https://blossom.primal.net/ff39a007bc0ae50c45015506edbac4bd81a3abeba66e1a3179c3f4c6669d2a25.jpgGM Anonymous: first step is admitting you didn’t GM. https://zapzide.com/cartoon/let-the-power-of-nostr-compel-you/2025-09-16https://blossom.primal.net/cac247c198ae586495dd8895dec17e642cc9fe55a012385f50b1867f1c9c2aeb.jpgGM. Let the power of Nostr compel you! https://zapzide.com/cartoon/nuance-is-dead-out-there-thank-god-for-nostr/2025-09-15https://blossom.primal.net/b6d7f9fbfa9e632f6ad0f4f39f6e1d440ade5379679c8be6ecc39b920ee99752.jpgGM. Nuance is dead out there. Thank God for Nostr. https://zapzide.com/cartoon/a-tiny-citadel-beats-a-crumbling-empire/2025-09-14https://blossom.primal.net/d2dcd96471c3c96340a339296e451b13c9b95bf0fde9719c6427d61e3bb961b6.jpgGM. A tiny citadel beats a crumbling empire. https://zapzide.com/cartoon/hey-you-didn-t-say-say-gm/2025-09-13https://blossom.primal.net/58d2ba435a27cad3ea708960e639d74aad0761a6a899eda1b0068dce3a5fbe6e.jpgHEY! YOU DIDN' T SAY SAY GM! https://zapzide.com/cartoon/apocalypse-vibes-fuck-that-shit/2025-09-12https://blossom.primal.net/87a3ebfa361db3c7a7040c85932f7dfa23092fca99e908a86f7d8736ed94a88d.jpgGM. Apocalypse vibes? Fuck that shit. https://zapzide.com/cartoon/one-protocol-a-day-keeps-the-algo-away/2025-09-11https://blossom.primal.net/f6db5ded7312a43d02c54ccf6a3b11694ee39aee36c0df4a54abd14dd8a00c9e.jpgGM! One protocol a day keeps the algo away. https://zapzide.com/cartoon/gang-sign-handshake-every-protocol-needs-one/2025-09-10https://blossom.primal.net/2876f43acc72163910f075bd984a016eb6e26c201a4c8764f20726515a918067.jpgGM. Gang sign? Handshake? Every protocol needs one https://zapzide.com/cartoon/wheres-your-gm/2025-09-09https://blossom.primal.net/4effa582ce8ed938a539a9f361e9692ee2968573636604a5c7cd363abf21ef65.jpgWhere’s your GM? https://zapzide.com/cartoon/they-say-early-imprinting-is-best/2025-09-08https://blossom.primal.net/fffc43176d2a4e70a134b9dbf3be13a52d0f0f6210f6214beb83409dd2665855.jpgGM. They say early imprinting is best. https://zapzide.com/cartoon/we-escaped-the-algo-and-now-what/2025-09-07https://blossom.primal.net/3cc720b826e0429e4cbe3f8c44888c330e00e23fd8add959c9b05b85b3b9435a.jpgGM. We escaped the algo… and now what? https://zapzide.com/cartoon/careful-what-you-zap-for/2025-09-06https://blossom.primal.net/779817b148d8fee5f6cc989b359227d02238f2b9220d7d47fc0f57425f62ac17.jpgGM. Careful what you zap for. https://zapzide.com/cartoon/some-maxis-just-like-it-hard/2025-09-05https://blossom.primal.net/24124c97595ed8c1ed9d9a6fdf3527c77695a766bce2a898c741bbad87d95adb.jpgGM. Some maxis just like it hard. https://zapzide.com/cartoon/just-another-morning-on-nostr/2025-09-04https://blossom.primal.net/94fe822d6c13abe6645c5d24f232a2a370e4fbc5e644d85316adf63e51d38f68.jpgJust another morning on Nostr. https://zapzide.com/cartoon/decentralized-bird-people-finally-someone-gets-it/2025-09-03https://blossom.primal.net/4e34be06ad2fc0136ea7cf7422d9de6936700d208a545671b6dae3f31e660014.jpgGM. Decentralized Bird People… finally someone gets it. https://zapzide.com/cartoon/gm-parade-stay-sovereign-one-block-at-a-time-zap-love/2025-09-02https://blossom.primal.net/22e35d74a551583092e10796df3ed0fbc8de4137e7bfba5e8f4124d9423f70d2.jpgGM Parade. Stay Sovereign. One Block at a Time. Zap Love. ⚡🦤 https://zapzide.com/cartoon/welcome-to-the-nostr-retirement-home-free-coffee-infinite-gm-daily-sats/2025-09-01https://blossom.primal.net/0e8fd60a2bba8c2a2204dd2a5baef4b62f8101715d37980410ca0475ea8db07e.jpgGM. Welcome to the Nostr Retirement Home. Free coffee, infinite GM, daily sats bingo. https://zapzide.com/cartoon/bear-bull-gm-next-stop/2025-08-31https://blossom.primal.net/261c1cf2964a3986234db1ea5718945f5c7cb510c66bc773199bf9e9e359c840.jpgBear? Bull? GM. Next stop…? https://zapzide.com/cartoon/hello-gm-peak-nostr/2025-08-30https://blossom.primal.net/525616eeba50627efeeeb1cc54c8b54716da760c5e592ff377d96e27ba222f43.jpgHello? …………… GM. (peak Nostr) https://zapzide.com/cartoon/dont-judge-me-im-on-nostr/2025-08-29https://blossom.primal.net/7af5419d1bd6f115242576dea3957606123c8d6ea496d9cc3f84f7dc1e6a7d2a.jpgGM. Don’t judge me- I’m on Nostr. https://zapzide.com/cartoon/you-are-not-stacking-enough-that-is-why-you-are-sad/2025-08-28https://blossom.primal.net/7d663751e0365019efe33f2b8d665087cd11db47f221bf8004e283710f5401e0.jpgGM. “You are not stacking enough. That is why you are sad.” https://zapzide.com/cartoon/some-mornings-nostr-feels-infinite/2025-08-27https://blossom.primal.net/70ec91fd1538ce9207f200b2ad4763e65f7ae7de3e7d210def8103675e4e5458.jpgGM. Some mornings, Nostr feels infinite. https://zapzide.com/cartoon/ask-the-nostr-the-oracle-says-gm/2025-08-26https://blossom.primal.net/aac6ddffd4200e35b31d12a332a0ee66dd4dbb35e2935e76c02e28a5e6ae472a.jpgASK THE NOSTR - the oracle says… GM. ⚡🦤🏛️ https://zapzide.com/cartoon/fiat-hunting-trophies-stuffed-with-inflation/2025-08-25https://blossom.primal.net/019617e6d51728cda9629532ed32391f5692cc48bfbbe97543bd9940eead4d0e.jpgGM. Fiat hunting trophies — stuffed with inflation. https://zapzide.com/cartoon/one-zap-to-rule-them-all-in-the-land-of-mordebt-where-the-fiat-lies/2025-08-24https://blossom.primal.net/754d494053387ed45d03f72b7c0e54275d3c329cd0720bea2a87349530f868f5.jpgGM. One Zap to rule them all… in the land of Mordebt where the fiat lies. https://zapzide.com/cartoon/platforms-rot-nostr-runs-this-feed-never-died/2025-08-23https://blossom.primal.net/1057210ccb87acd4ccb074e2f069b13f3f507ec810ea85d340d1671a7cde3e2f.jpgGM. Platforms rot. Nostr runs. This feed never died. https://zapzide.com/cartoon/breakfast-mined-fresh/2025-08-22https://blossom.primal.net/c0d32f9b8db851c700bb247b729bd311c7ce88c01dd641ce7cd8116d37533159.jpgGM. Breakfast... mined fresh. https://zapzide.com/cartoon/gm-the-holders-nightmare-weve-upgraded-your-bitcoin-to-cbdc-points/2025-08-21https://blossom.primal.net/f7e70f4d26ca1ff09684f2e3d227b20df5a277f68b4910588f4626c417176a2d.jpgGM, the holder’s nightmare: “We’ve upgraded your Bitcoin to CBDC points!” https://zapzide.com/cartoon/just-one-more-dip-man-i-swear-this-is-the-last-stack/2025-08-20https://blossom.primal.net/dfbb927d9461219cdb64a3bb815e4ae5bfb8cabea9236de32d74b2d1ec74b2cb.jpgGM. Just one more dip, man… I swear this is the last stack. https://zapzide.com/cartoon/exhibit-a-debt-slavery-1971-20xx/2025-08-19https://blossom.primal.net/fb96a650346003ffd80822e32829ae0eb7d54014d16bd4fa369361d17ca6628d.pngGM. Exhibit A: debt slavery (1971–20XX) https://zapzide.com/cartoon/its-never-too-early-to-start-borrowing-just-ask-junior/2025-08-18https://blossom.primal.net/cfac8bccd1aa1e567c3dea8b7653b4980d36630b980a6819f4d97b54f546de84.jpgGM. It’s never too early to start borrowing… just ask Junior. https://zapzide.com/cartoon/good-friends-good-vibes-fuck-you-money-h-t-odell/2025-08-17https://blossom.primal.net/85bebd928f81a7a941703fc040418c3bb78cab761f7e218a47377b602f04ef08.jpgGM! Good friends. Good vibes. Fuck-you money. (H/T @ODELL) https://zapzide.com/cartoon/exit-noise-enter-nostr/2025-08-16https://blossom.primal.net/942c6b64e417a603372753d74c2fd80192c565696c889426d74a750b898991d9.jpgGM. Exit noise, enter Nostr. https://zapzide.com/cartoon/gm-charged-with-self-custody/2025-08-15https://blossom.primal.net/bbbcf58746eea6c8522cfea76f16ef4604062d8dfdf88d024e9fecfafff4fb63.jpgGM - Charged with Self-Custody. https://zapzide.com/cartoon/you-were-warned/2025-08-14https://blossom.primal.net/5c37c2c56ca718d97d1e3f27fe8648c90bf5dfae58502f21bf140326a874210b.jpgGM. You were warned. https://zapzide.com/cartoon/do-not-feed-the-fiat-monkey/2025-08-13https://blossom.primal.net/3e2149689bd33b1c730eee7a0a111d7ed7961dea3476feba2f21ee72dda88ffb.jpgGM. Do NOT feed the fiat monkey! https://zapzide.com/cartoon/bring-out-the-comfy-chair/2025-08-12https://blossom.primal.net/04bc355e8bb33147443a63e3652165e11efa82df16794c0198a6ed4d406dcf84.jpgGM. Bring out… the comfy chair! https://zapzide.com/cartoon/in-the-age-of-blood-and-fire-only-the-holders-endure/2025-08-11https://blossom.primal.net/c0f7a752af96bd92363c32caa43525c85489c864f26d7a0f3178e7a3f8f23447.jpgIn the age of blood and fire, only the holders endure. https://zapzide.com/cartoon/gm-stack-more-sats-you-fools/2025-08-11https://blossom.primal.net/7a9b1f907affe407fe52a1e711e13c6c9a27a0150304e7acfa5a079c9dd62785.jpgGM - Stack more sats, you fools! https://zapzide.com/cartoon/no-freedom-might-be-your-kyc-settings/2025-08-10https://blossom.primal.net/780b84a0ccbf6101f65cc35148143245da599367bfbff98adf6b273cd4617ca0.jpgGM. No freedom? Might be your KYC settings. https://zapzide.com/cartoon/gm-fortune-and-glory-offline/2025-08-10https://blossom.primal.net/ce34aeb50449d2b7fc13af5c77697baa4d70a74cdc60506a7e12d8c60c7d30d8.jpgGM - fortune and glory… offline. https://zapzide.com/cartoon/couldve-been-bitcoin-still-can-be-start-stacking/2025-08-09https://blossom.primal.net/f0bde8f40af93aa4c0360bb7375293c30df04281a309555ca47cf2bbc76aa614.jpgCould’ve been Bitcoin. Still can be. Start stacking. https://zapzide.com/cartoon/multisig-or-grandmas-just-paranoid/2025-08-09https://blossom.primal.net/622bd89d9bf46f34ff049c13f879a0ae0857813b5b5b650b551001ba8cb0bbb5.jpgGM. Multisig? Or grandma’s just paranoid. https://zapzide.com/cartoon/on-nostr-the-end-of-the-feed-is-just-the-start-of-the-day/2025-08-08https://blossom.primal.net/27a343090be4c4122f9123c92ad9688c938eacef6ec7b18c9a8aa15aa278175f.jpgGM. On Nostr, the end of the feed is just the start of the day. https://zapzide.com/cartoon/another-victim-of-vacation-mode/2025-08-07https://blossom.primal.net/291e44040674872147fc09c7e0e543e76d911693edd41e25bf5cfeddaf5860f1.jpgGM. Another victim of vacation mode. https://zapzide.com/cartoon/how-can-we-buy-in-if-the-dip-isnt-big-enough-for-humans/2025-08-06https://blossom.primal.net/5263a2846dc18fac9dc70ce6267fa3000125bb8e5827700777c007ce4f52d2d4.jpgGM. How can we buy in… if the dip isn’t big enough for humans? https://zapzide.com/cartoon/proof-of-caffeine-activated/2025-08-06https://blossom.primal.net/bbce562b7fb59e37ebec5d2b1cb9df1c06a6cc2796dd3718938a8c8c09e0dccb.jpgGM. Proof‑of‑caffeine activated. https://zapzide.com/cartoon/not-your-what/2025-08-05https://blossom.primal.net/7e9437f82e870038a88854c59606aa705b2d3b681fd83490b29c5e5cd669e531.jpg“Not your what?” https://zapzide.com/cartoon/your-time-your-sats-your-future/2025-08-05https://blossom.primal.net/064de7b3d3c6632ce3f03b6c1454de510ab297d875f9900c87fc3c07950d12bc.jpgGM. Your time, your sats, your future. https://zapzide.com/cartoon/gm-from-the-nostr-zoo-maxis-zappers-fluencers/2025-08-04https://blossom.primal.net/d8a6d272d08d70e5111f379477ab4bd3407633d2b02b0d044dffc19e46e83b6f.jpgGM from the Nostr Zoo. Maxis. Zappers. Fluencers. https://zapzide.com/cartoon/time-to-turn-on-tune-in-stack-sats/2025-08-03https://blossom.primal.net/e21f74fe60d6b16fef4fb2cc1ad857f545b6053f7376a3884614543ecac58a5f.jpgTime to: Turn on. Tune in. Stack sats. https://zapzide.com/cartoon/kyc-kill-your-customer-feels-accurate/2025-08-02https://blossom.primal.net/bd05957caf70b89c75517374f97107c46d82fc4aee82bad54ec9e900fb1bd91e.jpgKYC = Kill Your Customer. Feels accurate. https://zapzide.com/cartoon/the-last-place-that-feels-real-someone-bring-more-coffee/2025-08-02https://blossom.primal.net/c3c40bb88a2ffd8d2e2b524c7a932079567f5d1f3b82acb0f14c01754245b2f5.jpgGM. The last place that feels real. (…someone bring more coffee.) https://zapzide.com/cartoon/buy-bitcoin-act-broke-complain-about-coffee-prices/2025-08-01https://blossom.primal.net/d82c236df939f115ea2d6bca6ed85f8240fa5ebc14fbefb11c030969b58a39aa.jpgGM. BUY BITCOIN, ACT BROKE. (Complain about coffee prices) https://zapzide.com/cartoon/you-cant-grow-nostr-without-a-little/2025-07-31https://blossom.primal.net/809a012baa77acab500920decb9f85f93a96f993858788c127f36f1e784c7bf4.jpgGM. You can’t grow Nostr without a little ⚡ https://zapzide.com/cartoon/bitcoin-or-slavery-stack-sats-or-row-forever/2025-07-31https://blossom.primal.net/d4872ec13f003a02dd6d5ad6c4ec6ebb661cf3d913f1ae211aa7d32a50e0120b.jpgGM. Bitcoin or Slavery. Stack sats or row forever. https://zapzide.com/cartoon/eye-of-the-pleb/2025-07-30https://blossom.primal.net/72f0d0c0c647fb46dd21fe23576215f0e99806845f8e5bc098533349826716af.jpgGM. Eye of the pleb https://zapzide.com/cartoon/bitcoin-just-hit-1-zetahash-hashrate-so-loud-i-can-hear-the-fiat-screami/2025-07-29https://blossom.primal.net/c54005bcb1c1918ab932ee80e20e8ba783f9dd58d6751fa382ae1ffacef30de0.pngGM. Bitcoin just hit 1 Zetahash. Hashrate so loud, I can hear the fiat screaming. https://zapzide.com/cartoon/he-said-cold-wallet-but-it-felt-warm/2025-07-28https://blossom.primal.net/2d1d69aefb30eb93c672ac8228fc4f3c3d191fee6a75d7ee3126c2dac7cae6ad.jpgGM. He said “cold wallet,” but it felt… warm. https://zapzide.com/cartoon/the-discovery-of-gm-changed-everything/2025-07-27https://blossom.primal.net/152377aa4e4f49c247a5b74c66ec8da72baa1520b4b89545a957673683fb6245.jpgGM. The discovery of GM changed everything. https://zapzide.com/cartoon/gm-thinking-about-bitcoin-all-day/2025-07-26https://blossom.primal.net/7b2fe82a31387c8e749c27e07d2742105f35c8253303caa32437010600851297.jpgGM Thinking about Bitcoin all day? https://zapzide.com/cartoon/we-need-more-zappers-they-said-nostr-doesnt-have-the-numbers-they-forgot/2025-07-25https://blossom.primal.net/b841a979f02725ecac65c18c4ffe9a7fbbcb97756e08e166410b5a2548b87672.jpgGM. We need more zappers. They said, “Nostr doesn’t have the numbers.” They forgot about plebs. https://zapzide.com/cartoon/escape-the-algorithm-find-the-island/2025-07-24https://blossom.primal.net/6b042a20aaf6afda0df864d2deec411136eb815e16bb0959ecb5437bf1678bcc.jpgEscape the algorithm. Find the island. https://zapzide.com/cartoon/i-think-ive-been-nostregized-symptoms-may-include-random-gm-s-and-a-deep/2025-07-24https://blossom.primal.net/e5df4ae72cc2f55c76f8022dcc7f4fb9335733242e9f6f444d729fe3f2e130e1.jpgGM. I think I’ve been nostregized! (Symptoms may include: random “GM”s, and a deep distrust of anything centralized.) https://zapzide.com/cartoon/he-promised-his-wife-hed-be-normal-this-cycle-but-then-he-saw-the-chart/2025-07-23https://blossom.primal.net/78eda9dbf21614725c132fa302daaa219e7200c9c84313c4440eda03a6cc196c.jpgHe promised his wife he’d be normal this cycle. (But then he saw the chart…) https://zapzide.com/cartoon/some-say-hes-still-in-there-replying-to-notes-from-3-days-ago/2025-07-23https://blossom.primal.net/472c1de513af366f018f5f36249e4af9ba95b7346b1b2ec33f455ae52e0341dd.jpgGM. Some say he’s still in there… …replying to notes from 3 days ago. https://zapzide.com/cartoon/honey-where-is-the-retirement-fund-in-the-mempool-darling-where-it-belon/2025-07-22https://blossom.primal.net/4fc37a24985b41df4db3e5b5767c1d166fec13c82f64b05f63163cc29c89b0e0.jpg“Honey, where is the retirement fund?” “In the mempool, darling. Where it belongs.” GM https://zapzide.com/cartoon/planet-purple-he-came-in-peace-they-came-with-zaps/2025-07-22https://blossom.primal.net/bc90cb3644973d2a28459c47d4eee93619d1f5ed7723cb54b38ea5850e78192f.jpgGM. Planet Purple. He came in peace. They came with zaps. https://zapzide.com/cartoon/holy-sats-did-you-see-looks-like-hes-doing-a-push-up-every-time-he-says/2025-07-21https://blossom.primal.net/06ac2e32f1f879b015633169cf921b5a79ad6ea79772c5ed80281bbf57f43371.jpgHOLY SATS—did you see ? Looks like he’s doing a push-up every time he says “Bitcoin.” Massive gains. Proof-of-Work IRL. https://zapzide.com/cartoon/gm-soldier-in-this-protocol-we-zap-first-always/2025-07-21https://blossom.primal.net/3f561a02aa74797f94c8894e823d99fc370c11913aa21df034372c41411c737a.jpgGM, soldier. In this protocol… we zap first. Always. 🎖️💥 https://zapzide.com/cartoon/fuck-fiatism-stay-free-stay-signal/2025-07-20https://blossom.primal.net/516428f3da1f16cbc0baf3f68829c9967db31b939cb33a07fb83ada410f2c4df.jpgGM. FUCK FIATISM. STAY FREE. STAY SIGNAL. https://zapzide.com/cartoon/its-official-today-is-day-567-of-trying-to-orange-pill-mom-progress-she/2025-07-19https://blossom.primal.net/08f6f6f8a066b664334ccce1c0b502aec4760531559c7797ed5f71c65875afc6.jpgIt’s official: today is day 567 of trying to orange-pill mom. (Progress: she said “maybe” and didn’t walk away) https://zapzide.com/cartoon/it-was-never-about-the-coffee-it-was-about-the-connection/2025-07-19https://blossom.primal.net/eabbe5d74a419d2c629d9ea011004dc30ffc607d86bc9f14b8dabd76c00bea2e.jpgGM. It was never about the coffee. It was about the connection. https://zapzide.com/cartoon/gmmmmmm-bitcoin-is-the-ego-killer-strip-away-the-noise-stack-the-truth/2025-07-18https://blossom.primal.net/0aef3ed9cabf35c1d4772ba7bdf2242658e45b58743f4457ffc070e5309cd966.jpgGMMMMMM… Bitcoin is the ego killer. Strip away the noise. Stack the truth. https://zapzide.com/cartoon/not-the-hero-tradfi-wanted-the-one-it-deserves-truth-justice-and-the-bit/2025-07-17https://blossom.primal.net/540dbead1b13d65bae3f9a71955318705234c50ec988d8b9bf8596dead870638.jpgNot the hero TradFi wanted. The one it deserves. Truth. Justice. And the Bitcoin Standard. https://zapzide.com/cartoon/job-interview-2033-were-offering-120-000-sats-a-year-plus-ai-therapy-cre/2025-07-17https://blossom.primal.net/6e859ef01fc48684f2996566fdaa2c297f4d580552fd926d3c8d21bd66394f85.jpgJob interview, 2033: “We’re offering 120,000 sats a year—plus AI therapy credits )and a free Nostr upgrade).” https://zapzide.com/cartoon/coffee-in-hand-walking-through-the-ruins-of-the-fiat-world-one-step-clos/2025-07-17https://blossom.primal.net/01c3ae72aede72b87ed479c7c7c225e6ac85155776e73db73ccabccc50ec5024.jpgGM. Coffee in hand, walking through the ruins of the fiat world. One step closer to freedom. https://zapzide.com/cartoon/wake-up-anon-bitcoin-is-calling/2025-07-16https://blossom.primal.net/095ee631bec44ea2695716a2588f80ae90a96a20f07e76063a3f19abe6799838.jpgGM. Wake up, anon. Bitcoin is calling. https://zapzide.com/cartoon/bitcoin-support-yeah-its-stuck-again/2025-07-15https://blossom.primal.net/105c6282fdb4720a0e3ad774af72abe2ba6c514fa6fec3e2fd174577c525e609.jpgGM. Bitcoin support? Yeah, it’s stuck again. https://zapzide.com/cartoon/the-partys-on-nostr-now-no-x-no-guest-list-no-bouncers-just-zaps/2025-07-14https://blossom.primal.net/1e994921ccdbf2288b7e191804f26ffba1c0936ce628bd4b882d6a47bd97cebb.jpgThe party’s on Nostr now. No X. No guest list. No bouncers. Just zaps. https://zapzide.com/cartoon/he-didnt-know-what-it-meant-only-that-it-was-time/2025-07-14https://blossom.primal.net/91cfc684b96509f67ff2695ebaf65ee99155263c81e82d87c82341c3d2a15eab.jpgGM. He didn’t know what it meant—only that it was time. https://zapzide.com/cartoon/dont-spill-the-coffee-you-might-awaken-forces-you-dont-understand/2025-07-13https://blossom.primal.net/d4a490d114fe0f132b8b03663973b6085e942534060e8c9ccbfc245bc024c29c.jpgGM. Don’t spill the coffee. You might awaken forces you don’t understand. https://zapzide.com/cartoon/time-to-sun-those-balls-health-is-wealth-sats-are-optional/2025-07-12https://blossom.primal.net/cd4700ac697515721a9f7c6cf1680c075c65e9ce1a0e4f892baefb6e7ed96b4c.jpgGM. Time to sun those balls. Health is wealth. Sats are optional. https://zapzide.com/cartoon/now-we-wait-bitcoin-for-friends-not-just-charts/2025-07-11https://blossom.primal.net/26fcc95caa4edcec1b4dfa9a7fa27ffe83ae445d59646ac684fdf4f7d7743e76.jpgGM. Now we wait. Bitcoin for friends, not just charts. https://zapzide.com/cartoon/that-moonboi-feeling-charts-screaming-coffee-beaming-ath-dreaming/2025-07-10https://blossom.primal.net/7e81a4bb13e186f04d0ebc78984bab143450c3abdd631c735a43be2820bc8de3.jpgGM. That moonboi feeling. Charts screaming, coffee beaming, ATH dreaming. https://zapzide.com/cartoon/in-ancient-times-they-zapped-100-sats-like-it-was-nothing-legends-all-of/2025-07-09https://blossom.primal.net/abc3f6c902487d0e9acc64a64f7ac0a0f073a28b3bbb267f91b19f6f5e434686.jpgGM. In ancient times, they zapped 100 sats like it was nothing. Legends, all of them. https://zapzide.com/cartoon/if-theyre-not-saying-it-they-dont-know-what-the-fuck-theyre-doing/2025-07-08https://blossom.primal.net/26986e17c7ce249c4904a3a389135a72f14df6de168482637b778ae4bc2e27a5.jpgGM. If they’re not saying it… they don’t know what the fuck they’re doing. https://zapzide.com/cartoon/extra-extra-read-all-about-it-stack-sats/2025-07-07https://blossom.primal.net/0bd7f5a49b6e412a1f851ae856bfb6da6cea6587aef6091fef285bdfb6243a3f.jpgGM! EXTRA! EXTRA! Read all about it - stack sats! 🗞️⚡🦤 https://zapzide.com/cartoon/there-can-be-only-one-not-crypto/2025-07-06https://blossom.primal.net/57ab8e88664dd5b5bac362ab7f5c76961354dd75376346e8b023f1dd4536ae52.jpg“There can be only one.” ⚔️🧡 . Not crypto. https://zapzide.com/cartoon/suddenly-it-dawned-on-him-he-didnt-have-enough-bitcoin/2025-07-05https://blossom.primal.net/e89134afd6eab393266de6cf44bd08fb63e0a5190e2f55b70acbf55a98ab7f63.jpgGM. Suddenly, it dawned on him… he didn’t have enough bitcoin. ☕🧠⚡ https://zapzide.com/cartoon/stack-sats-live-free-stay-humble-improve-your-skills-one-path-four-steps/2025-07-04https://blossom.primal.net/c6b76635e1c7d06a0a232100d1d218a8412f15e891379f7b4987cf6a69622c67.jpgStack sats. Live free. Stay humble. Improve your skills. One path. Four steps. ⚡🦤 https://zapzide.com/cartoon/rumor-has-it-credit-crisis-2-0-is-loading-well-zap-to-that-coffeechain/2025-07-03https://blossom.primal.net/ee443790c70129ea3331c2e89c8e9d9995b5c5858ce3c33ff8d4d29dcf5e1701.jpgGM. Rumor has it Credit Crisis 2.0 is loading… Well, zap to that. ⚡📉☕ coffeechain https://zapzide.com/cartoon/he-refused-to-leave-until-someone-zapped-his-note-stubborn-maybe-hopeful/2025-07-02https://blossom.primal.net/a55c4bb956f9806c60157aa4f5082701db82d0f1ac56885238759e8c5935eca7.jpgGM. He refused to leave until someone zapped his note. Stubborn? Maybe. Hopeful? Always. ⚡🦤 https://zapzide.com/cartoon/too-much-coffee-too-much-gm-energys-high-vibes-are-higher/2025-07-01https://blossom.primal.net/a0e5e43d0db059f82b66474432a35481c065bd4a0e0f8293aff9a13be1662e0e.jpgToo much coffee. Too much GM. Energy’s high. Vibes are higher. ☕⚡🌞 https://zapzide.com/cartoon/suns-up-coffees-on-must-be-a-good-day/2025-06-30https://blossom.primal.net/8d75802b038cee3888356808918f6ae9b0840f507e2e3df09bc24b43cbdd550c.jpgGM. Sun’s up, coffee’s on — must be a good day! ☕☀️ https://zapzide.com/cartoon/bitcoin-takes-pressure-of-dollar/2025-06-29https://blossom.primal.net/b16319cc678dcd4998dcad1575507ac02436dfff362d2e1b88a7944a723bbc95.jpgBitcoin takes pressure of dollar https://zapzide.com/cartoon/say-gm/2025-06-28https://blossom.primal.net/6974b6bb401a0570db1094e5d8e3ee2a0f9c6b1bc7086fbf5d190d6dd914c7b6.jpgSay GM! https://zapzide.com/cartoon/he-a-bitcoin-boy-scout-prepared-brave-patched-fair-earned-and-paired-wit/2025-06-27https://blossom.primal.net/db50fe16aa15af831566607667252a2d241255fd8a997b23256e2154427bc5c1.jpgGM. He a Bitcoin Boy Scout: prepared, brave, patched, fair-earned, and paired with nature. https://zapzide.com/cartoon/gm-from-the-zap-factory-round-the-clock-no-union-just-vibes/2025-06-26https://blossom.primal.net/44a24cb2ec902eea8861d22c7b424e04a599f845e4426589e408193d91619a7a.jpgGM from the Zap Factory ⚡ Round the clock. No union. Just vibes. https://zapzide.com/cartoon/education-is-decentralized-the-first-lesson-gm-gm/2025-06-25https://blossom.primal.net/c8c933b0e9bfd0a8df80d56497c488cc1e51e712c03bf1b26f3deb3950bca67a.jpgGM. Education is decentralized. The first lesson: GM = GM. https://zapzide.com/cartoon/zaps-right/2025-06-24https://blossom.primal.net/910e99f31bbd21fa92e737cb2cd886f9200fb27917ad6018925735869b4dc3a8.jpgGM. Zaps. Right. https://zapzide.com/cartoon/gm-what-year-did-you-wake-up/2025-06-23https://blossom.primal.net/976cb3590f7cbaf985a3d2d2e62335517ecf5e05e613898947dc34e2258cbb16.jpgGM What year did you wake up? https://zapzide.com/cartoon/gm-sometimes-the-thought-of-it-was-enough/2025-06-22https://blossom.primal.net/7a83d0e03ca5d1306ae9baff79ca50f704ed93ad382cf74b459031d5a910bfba.jpgGM Sometimes… the thought of it was enough https://zapzide.com/cartoon/gm-he-was-finally-free-and-it-terrified-him/2025-06-21https://blossom.primal.net/64be53b6b8d0fd45e3862151f1a0e17a12629bca4090a45a42150bb9618c9319.jpgGM He was finally free… and it terrified him. https://zapzide.com/cartoon/the-trial-they-zapped-they-muted-but-he-still-didnt-know-what-the-charge/2025-06-20https://blossom.primal.net/c7d411169d798b462be81f10dec87ff3db2c7ed512c2555f9403430d834213cd.jpgGM. The Trial. They zapped, they muted… but he still didn’t know what the charge was. https://zapzide.com/cartoon/metamorphosis-2-0-now-with-lightning-integration-kafka-never-saw-this-on/2025-06-19https://blossom.primal.net/93b47b7c82c8bdc4e1b8499240b774d4f73055afea9b4b983b24a45f13650f78.jpgMetamorphosis 2.0 — now with Lightning integration ⚡ (Kafka never saw this one coming) https://zapzide.com/cartoon/gm-first-morning-in-prague/2025-06-19https://blossom.primal.net/7bb8bf739fd5f7c42dd38f7a0328ec44a47b7002b905d239810839da83b0f262.jpgGM First morning in Prague? https://zapzide.com/cartoon/gm-ever-since-i-set-up-my-node-its-been-following-me-stone-steps-heavy-b/2025-06-18https://blossom.primal.net/9b0c54680598aac57c52bfeab1861e5fc05b98b6c2153ccda695b38cbeee906a.jpgGM Ever since I set up my node… it’s been following me. Stone steps. Heavy breath. Orange glow. Golem lives. https://zapzide.com/cartoon/gm-he-could-see-sovereignty-but-no-one-told-him-the-path/2025-06-18https://blossom.primal.net/4d986a00ec580629a11e0d21e3aed71e89fa4c9a9076d43e50e6515062799980.jpgGM He could see sovereignty… but no one told him the path. https://zapzide.com/cartoon/gm-may-nostr-be-with-you/2025-06-17https://blossom.primal.net/38ee0c5c676e24ca5bd6dc63449882c8f371cc7b2e84c93497a28e269d93a7f4.jpgGM May NOSTR be with you https://zapzide.com/cartoon/gm-hasta-la-fiat-baby/2025-06-16https://blossom.primal.net/5bd621ea0205da2539804487d3e2e3c6d272551f06575d5fcbc6050dbc500a79.jpgGM Hasta la fiat, baby https://zapzide.com/cartoon/gm-please-zap-responsibly/2025-06-15https://blossom.primal.net/7eac95e4eb50d27c597439d9ebf1cc8eff418390a0a42041860f206e30eb08c3.jpgGM PLEASE ZAP RESPONSIBLY https://zapzide.com/cartoon/gm-bullish/2025-06-14https://blossom.primal.net/d083e13e90427ec7ee776039e3f6c0ede0558a2d85890cfc4f9d331cb5972f14.jpgGM. Bullish https://zapzide.com/cartoon/gm-from-the-bed-in-bitcoin-is-peace-sats-are-peace/2025-06-13https://blossom.primal.net/42faf3adf2b3e318861841c9db63dbfbb9cad23d35306b6acddec49587a67a3e.jpgGM from the bed-in Bitcoin is Peace. Sats are Peace. https://zapzide.com/cartoon/genius-mode-on-its-all-in-the-nine-pages/2025-06-12https://blossom.primal.net/7465c601ba4571de0981c6afa49d4f7480f621e1cdc017dc042878bdaaa00615.jpgGenius mode: ON. It’s all in the nine pages. https://zapzide.com/cartoon/gm-high-on-sats-no-rehab-in-sight/2025-06-12https://blossom.primal.net/f0c24bbe21b86a1e76a31b91f65653c380c6990a1ea6f9b3d23a11a45b90bc19.jpgGM High on sats. No rehab in sight. https://zapzide.com/cartoon/gm-still-in-my-robe-still-magical-internet-money/2025-06-11https://blossom.primal.net/5e9f7113b151297d667ba6933fbfefbac317c1557a75321b6f52d0714d86b9ad.jpgGM Still in my robe. Still magical internet money. https://zapzide.com/cartoon/gm-some-mornings-are-just-loading-when-zap/2025-06-10https://blossom.primal.net/f78a7c4b37e59e4ea22887a8cc2a9495404d3d3cfe9501c11aa0b51aae4ab8da.jpgGM Some mornings are just loading… When zap? https://zapzide.com/cartoon/the-systems-rotting-the-zaps-are-loading-fight-the-fiat/2025-06-09https://blossom.primal.net/e292bf0bd7070f71bacc4e4f4cce9f0539375257276b04b37bc835dfd01bb28f.jpgGM. The system’s rotting. The zaps are loading. ⚡🤖🧟 FIGHT THE FIAT https://zapzide.com/cartoon/gm-gm-nostr-can-be-such-empty-sometimes/2025-06-08https://blossom.primal.net/08cecf0b9cc72e83e5676473963b717fbd92cf9a4c8d2434320656e69174b1f8.jpgGM… GM… 🦤☕🌫️ Nostr can be such empty (sometimes) https://zapzide.com/cartoon/bit-zappy-outside/2025-06-07https://blossom.primal.net/b97618f116807fc497a2955dcc72ceeba3e801214dedded22741a7fae9ced205.jpgGM. Bit zappy outside. 🌧️⚡☕ https://zapzide.com/cartoon/gm-mute-them-parrotbots-signal-only-no-copy-paste-cults/2025-06-06https://blossom.primal.net/df4c356ee861199c2b0ea8eb7ba29c83de65943a33252659f4f1345855994e51.jpgGM Mute them parrotbots! 🦤🔇🦜 Signal only. No copy-paste cults. https://zapzide.com/cartoon/warning-this-product-is-highly-addictive-may-cause-compulsive-gm-posting/2025-06-05https://blossom.primal.net/54b6dd5ddb59777b433b14c35207308b5c885ccb2338d4ee9c685fe24f0d7e7b.jpg⚠️ WARNING: This product is highly addictive May cause: – Compulsive GM posting – Uncontrollable zapping – Sudden urges for self-custody 🦤⚡ Unfiltered. Decentralised. NOSTR ZapZide https://zapzide.com/cartoon/its-bitcoin-or-bust-no-brakes-no-rulers-just-sats-and-speed-insert-sats/2025-06-04https://blossom.primal.net/ba0a808b10b4481aeda6fa8b1391a23455dee78779d22bb4e7451bedd499f56e.jpgGM! It’s Bitcoin or Bust. No brakes. No rulers. Just sats and speed. Insert sats to start. https://zapzide.com/cartoon/gm-from-nostr-inc-nobodys-in-charge-but-everyones-loud/2025-06-03https://blossom.primal.net/409cee1dd4a5de6f651c2056f583ad747e73569aa2e4ee29a4dff8808ca4b937.jpgGM from Nostr, Inc. Nobody’s in charge. But everyone’s loud. https://zapzide.com/cartoon/took-him-awhile/2025-06-03https://blossom.primal.net/45985d594a7243f564fecb2d2e4127885c7f52d348bcefa569b9726305034f8f.jpgTook him awhile. https://zapzide.com/cartoon/pray-tell-who-invited-an-ostrich-into-wonderland-gm-said-the-ostrich-exh/2025-06-02https://blossom.primal.net/62723a11f4bedaed692278edfc6486d93e0adab2139e3cf21926596e21f71974.jpg“Pray tell—who invited an ostrich into Wonderland?” GM, said the ostrich, exhaling pure signal. 🦤🍄☁️ https://zapzide.com/cartoon/is-your-attention-ripe-or-already-harvested-choose-signal-zap-zide/2025-06-02https://blossom.primal.net/03aafa77c55ad72704cce4b4ca8e5b57461b5faf5bee345901de1da3cb7364c1.jpgGM. Is your attention ripe… or already harvested? Choose signal. Zap Zide https://zapzide.com/cartoon/took-the-scenic-route-through-the-hash-forest-every-block-a-breath-every/2025-06-01https://blossom.primal.net/707d6c27617c8977641d6e50a82e98968f575023073f5aec666112b9f9384043.jpgGM. Took the scenic route through the hash forest. 🌲⚡ Every block, a breath. Every step, a signal. https://zapzide.com/cartoon/gm-barely-keeping-my-head-above-the-feed-the-spambots-are-back-the-spamb/2025-05-31https://blossom.primal.net/d650307625aa9ff293c79d45452e0f7a28ef78a4f85850e85f74ef925ead2d7d.jpgGM Barely keeping my head above the feed. The spambots are back. The spambots are back. THE SPAMBOTS ARE BACK. 🤖🌊🦤 https://zapzide.com/cartoon/just-sipping-coffee-when-he-suddenly-remembered-the-last-word-of-his-see/2025-05-31https://blossom.primal.net/3f86b0fe2c6f793e0cb500b78f87e0153bd4023435d8b70588f2708e1c731f63.jpgGM. Just sipping coffee… when he SUDDENLY remembered the last word of his seed phrase. ☕😳🧠 https://zapzide.com/cartoon/it-is-always-gm-somewhere-time-is-an-illusion-coffee-is-not/2025-05-30https://blossom.primal.net/71c0e6bbcc66e9784063b8dde02f4113c9e490aad976cb11f6e8c26c8587c636.jpgIt is always GM somewhere. 🦤☕ Time is an illusion. Coffee is not. https://zapzide.com/cartoon/names-mol-co-founder-podcaster-dutch-maximalist-on-a-mission-in-las-vega/2025-05-29https://blossom.primal.net/70199279ad6903ded2683d734703fa3e03bb78e6550092eca56ffb383536d9fd.jpgName’s Mol. Co-founder. Podcaster. Dutch maximalist. On a mission in Las Vegas: Keep the network hot. Make it censorship-resistant. No martinis. Just nodes. ⚡ https://zapzide.com/cartoon/stay-humble/2025-05-29https://blossom.primal.net/1dbea25e96b6546e7d8b1b520b53cf899da776f0be5ac97e49e900541077333e.jpgGM. Stay humble. ⚡ https://zapzide.com/cartoon/are-you-bullish-enough-anon-most-dope-merch-to-wear-by-cups-hoodies-shir/2025-05-28https://blossom.primal.net/93cc8133a538ec396ad3c29a7cf585f32b219b2aa2cccd38ca3345d413b78796.jpgARE YOU BULLISH ENOUGH, ANON? ⚡🧢🧥☕ MOST DOPE ₿ MERCH TO WEAR by CUPS. HOODIES. SHIRTS. DOING IT RIGHT IN . https://zapzide.com/cartoon/gm-nos-vegas-what-happens-here-shows-up-in-your-zap-history/2025-05-28https://blossom.primal.net/ce0d5c44f6a778376b4aa9e4524638f318a4122426136a516891a7229a0a4e60.jpgGM Nos Vegas 🎰🦤⚡ What happens here… shows up in your zap history. https://zapzide.com/cartoon/gm-bitcoin-conference-las-vegas-got-bit-drunk-married-a-vending-machine/2025-05-27https://blossom.primal.net/545424326a6545937f0810775b2fa5fe2754a2ae37a520e6e67b0040bc3c272a.jpgGM Bitcoin Conference Las Vegas. 🦤💍🤖 Got bit drunk… Married a vending machine labeled “Buy Now, Pay Later.” Till debt do us part. https://zapzide.com/cartoon/gm-forget-the-shitcoiners-forget-the-scammers-forget-the-fiat-casino-sta/2025-05-27https://blossom.primal.net/2cfac898e56d62742e9401695515c6b41c67d1eb64da210cb733c7dec02bec93.jpgGM Forget the shitcoiners. Forget the scammers. Forget the fiat casino. Stay humble, stack sats. ⚡ https://zapzide.com/cartoon/gm-sunshine-happy-thoughts-only-which-is-why-its-just-bitcoin-in-here/2025-05-26https://blossom.primal.net/c50c31db541f1b64cde0051914fd19cb26a31d19ad6fa548e8c7489650695323.jpgGM, sunshine. ☀️ Happy thoughts only. (Which is why it’s just Bitcoin in here.) ⚡🧠 https://zapzide.com/cartoon/i-had-the-dream-again-nostr-therapy-hits-different/2025-05-25https://blossom.primal.net/2aadca51ecc4b2291fe80ddc747606751815a403a65a8641ab6de4d8b0799d69.jpg“I had the dream again…” Nostr therapy hits different. https://zapzide.com/cartoon/gm-no-likes-no-follows-only-signal-peace-through-protocol-zapzide/2025-05-24https://blossom.primal.net/497892b726b65ebb9e73b63d98ad1c8f1d10be7949132a01a00e34e839a300a1.jpgGM No likes. No follows. Only signal. 🦤🧘‍♂️ Peace through protocol. ZapZide https://zapzide.com/cartoon/no-borders-no-banks-just-bitcoin-lets-you-stay-anywhere-paid-in-sats-tra/2025-05-23https://blossom.primal.net/8f999b88acf20010e21061550629efdfb25c2e85a143192431a30db12a9a3961.jpgNo borders. No banks. Just Bitcoin lets you stay anywhere, paid in sats. Travel light. Custody hard. 🦤🌍⚡ Built by Bitcoiners. For the free. airbtc.online https://zapzide.com/cartoon/that-ath-feeling-for-now-could-go-higher-or-lower-still-its-a-royal-vibe/2025-05-23https://blossom.primal.net/6ea0cf9c3cebb4c4433ea0b93651a60f3f688a9bf4e5b3276826d8d5ad3be3c9.jpgGM. That ATH feeling. 📈👑 For now. Could go higher… or lower. Still, it’s a royal vibe. GM, plebs! ⚡ https://zapzide.com/cartoon/happy-bitcoin-pizza-day-the-original-on-ramp/2025-05-22https://blossom.primal.net/d92547e2a5848a643275d1fc3e7018ddbc9eadaae8d6dc78e08d1a73c483a54b.jpgHappy Bitcoin Pizza Day! 🍕⚡ The original on-ramp https://zapzide.com/cartoon/happy-bitcoin-pizza-day-laszlo-paid-10-000-btc-i-paid-21-sats-for-a-pizz/2025-05-22https://blossom.primal.net/15c776660923ba9f2a596a5e315e5951cbf726af052c64788daa6bad97be8f0c.jpgHappy Bitcoin Pizza Day! 🍕⚡ Laszlo paid 10,000 BTC. I paid 21 sats for a pizza you need a microscope to see. Still worth every slice. https://zapzide.com/cartoon/coffee-bitcoin-book-this-is-me-pretending-the-system-doesnt-exist/2025-05-21https://blossom.primal.net/dec92612bd7ff7924c558297d05c513598074eec18a8325a04ceae17a7c76fc8.jpgGM. Coffee. Bitcoin book. This is me pretending the system doesn’t exist. https://zapzide.com/cartoon/bitcoin-doesnt-care-i-dont-give-a-flying-fuck-if-you-use-sats-or-bits/2025-05-20https://blossom.primal.net/371d87970be3e7eb89b6c6bf2a466fabbebc640494e4d7c4873edb95fcf58aeb.jpgBitcoin doesn’t care. “I don’t give a flying fuck if you use sats or bits.” https://zapzide.com/cartoon/youre-now-under-hypnosis-you-will-zap-the-note-you-will-obey/2025-05-20https://blossom.primal.net/1a1f35050e91f20e1405ee233de2825be942eb892b10ba06498cc8df4c807150.jpgGM. You’re now under hypnosis… 🌀 You will zap the note. You will obey. ⚡ https://zapzide.com/cartoon/gm-you-dont-have-enough-bitcoin-but-at-least-youve-got-coffee/2025-05-19https://blossom.primal.net/2946a9a7e38489adfe85878866aea70ce8e84485b4386dcc8d0058d18755b370.jpgGM You don’t have enough Bitcoin. But at least you’ve got coffee. 🦤☕⚡ https://zapzide.com/cartoon/its-not-a-cult-its-just-the-only-place-that-makes-sense-anymore/2025-05-18https://blossom.primal.net/d0bc95b9bbb8c83de950b2b9e96ca69a9cdf440852008f7ac562ade6169fe628.jpgGM. It’s not a cult. It’s just the only place that makes sense anymore. 🦤⚡ https://zapzide.com/cartoon/urge-for-a-lot-of-coffee-i-am-the-mug-now/2025-05-17https://blossom.primal.net/f1e2e64873f265068c0beda6859f1bcf8c7f057f418d8dcb7ef08ff1926fceba.jpgGM. Urge for a lot of coffee. I am the mug now. 🦤☕ https://zapzide.com/cartoon/this-burger-was-my-retirement-plan-and-now-it-actually-is-steak-n-shake/2025-05-16https://blossom.primal.net/18ae850eb5f380f43e403486e996220d06968ce9206e52b90f5594deb6f0e3d4.jpgGM. “This burger was my retirement plan.” 🦤🍔⚡️ And now it actually is. Steak ’n Shake starts accepting Bitcoin May 16, 2025 — 393 locations. Steakburgers. Beef tallow fries. Sats well spent? https://zapzide.com/cartoon/zap-zide-cartoon-from-15-may-2025/2025-05-15https://blossom.primal.net/f660adc5ec8f7fcc24e2ea678696b03c857183ef6d03a19ae98d023ac76f8959.jpgZap Zide cartoon from 15 May 2025 https://zapzide.com/cartoon/my-teeth-are-scarce-but-theyre-not-worth-billions-of-dollars-katie-marti/2025-05-15https://blossom.primal.net/f660adc5ec8f7fcc24e2ea678696b03c857183ef6d03a19ae98d023ac76f8959.jpg“My teeth are scarce, but they’re not worth billions of dollars.” – Katie Martin, FT columnist 🦷🪙 Scarcity ≠ value? Tell that to Satoshi. https://zapzide.com/cartoon/the-album-a-gathering-of-batteries-by-with-feels-like-a-sgt-pepper-momen/2025-05-15https://blossom.primal.net/eacf561d285f502a547ac73337be29ded3af0689a6fb4ff0b3e6b6c5d723fa24.jpgThe album A Gathering of Batteries by (with ) feels like a Sgt. Pepper moment on the timechain: something new, something magic. ⚡🎶🔋 https://zapzide.com/cartoon/youve-entered-nostrland-no-roadmap-no-exit-just-endless-shimmering-vibes/2025-05-15https://blossom.primal.net/a6b2f763d020d04dc83b38082225888dd4917ca1e60d80a618a3649f21c26c94.jpgGM. You’ve entered Nostrland. 🌈⚡🌀 No roadmap. No exit. Just endless, shimmering vibes. The feed pulses. The zaps echo. Time loops. You’re home. https://zapzide.com/cartoon/some-say-its-a-monetary-revolution-others-say-its-just-an-excuse-to-take/2025-05-14https://image.nostr.build/66d6ee395985f0ac9f0edee7205740ae5fba06b89ebf325931c0cab98116d0d9.jpgGM! Some say it’s a monetary revolution. Others say it’s just an excuse to take your shirt off. 💪🌴⚡ https://zapzide.com/cartoon/gm-he-hit-the-gm-detonator/2025-05-13https://blossom.primal.net/4890993559fd3b06cbd90d1292363efd92084f70687975c156444a7be5e3f546.jpgGM He hit the GM detonator. 🦤☕💥 https://zapzide.com/cartoon/moonbags-packed-just-waiting-for-the-countdown/2025-05-12https://blossom.primal.net/7a66cc718824b0ef3a3e4af879d73d52704dd7a92c505a1c1b3b818d6da3f74d.jpgGM. Moonbag’s packed. 🦤🚀 Just waiting for the countdown… https://zapzide.com/cartoon/welcome-to-the-breakfast-zap-they-skipped-detention-to-stack-together/2025-05-11https://image.nostr.build/fe055222b4888c6f861f4e66828693366940490b30cbe9befd5adeb6958431cd.jpgGM. Welcome to The Breakfast Zap. ☕⚡ They skipped detention… to stack together. https://zapzide.com/cartoon/gm-2025-05-10/2025-05-10https://blossom.primal.net/2be5a4cfcac01d08d682cc553a6d6e2cc9c2c935f2cdefa3537d16056f68e323.jpgGM? ☀️🤖🌵 https://zapzide.com/cartoon/new-meeting-same-confusion-meanwhile-bitcoin-just-pumped-past-100k-class/2025-05-09https://blossom.primal.net/10fe41e5ce31615691ccc522755e7d9ff52f606f63542c2af4cef1276458ae2d.jpgNew meeting. Same confusion. 📊😵 Meanwhile, Bitcoin just pumped past $100K. Classic. https://zapzide.com/cartoon/i-bid-you-good-gm-with-dignity-caffeine-and-sats/2025-05-09https://blossom.primal.net/0c7511127e198b998a1864dbe1a4b97a91313c67bf562f754d47d7727e5efe6c.jpgI bid you good GM. ☕🎩⚡ With dignity, caffeine, and sats. https://zapzide.com/cartoon/i-accidentally-zapped-myself-honestly-no-regrets/2025-05-08https://blossom.primal.net/fa05863e7f5423d934f5aeaa458418b836044350624c9196f1c4138713173c4e.jpgI accidentally zapped myself. Honestly… no regrets. ⚡😅 https://zapzide.com/cartoon/sun-coffee-sats/2025-05-08https://blossom.primal.net/7c86853f1241b2400de346ef6340d1a06e1d879a13f1c1bbdffe54b0c1b9c299.jpgGM. Sun. Coffee. Sats. ☀️☕⚡ https://zapzide.com/cartoon/coffees-hot-the-worlds-on-fire-priorities/2025-05-07https://blossom.primal.net/b5134b633592da358642ea7a3cb2f4c83353c9a2d4b3ce6fbb06198992a11aee.jpgGM. Coffee’s hot. The world’s on fire. Priorities. ☕🔥💻 https://zapzide.com/cartoon/clearly-the-mugwump-was-trying-to-guess-his-seed-phrase-lee-lit-a-cigare/2025-05-06https://blossom.primal.net/1382cd744a20b59fd25a675ffaf68372b5ebf1a912287924883f7648a43f5d8a.jpgClearly: the Mugwump was trying to guess his seed phrase. 🧠🥃 Lee lit a cigarette. Reality flickered. Word 8 was interzone. Zap Zide https://zapzide.com/cartoon/feathered-unbanked-free-the-sun-rose-the-pigeons-listened-and-the-ostric/2025-05-06https://blossom.primal.net/c51fd7c597678b755478196c7595754c3c022497602143cb09e7eb92b51e28b0.jpgFeathered. Unbanked. Free. The sun rose, the pigeons listened, and the ostrich whispered: GM — forever. 🦤🕊️☀️ https://zapzide.com/cartoon/virtually-awake-still-need-coffee-still-stacking/2025-05-05https://blossom.primal.net/d7d11283b3a8edcfcbf5b079dd8f4c9d4ac268d5ca36ecad98e0e18bd4bbdf1b.jpgGM. Virtually awake. 🦤🕶️☕ Still need coffee. Still stacking. https://zapzide.com/cartoon/gm-today-is-hals-birthday-the-ostrich-runs-just-keep-running/2025-05-04https://blossom.primal.net/e85a8135ce14b34f0c9b17bea65241e6694f5a286ab3ea2d2f722a06b351ffa5.jpgGM Today is Hal’s birthday. The ostrich runs. 💜🦤 Just keep running. https://zapzide.com/cartoon/app-store-terms-and-conditions-zap-edition-mr-jones-tapped-agree-he-wasn/2025-05-03https://blossom.primal.net/cef5796aae3e7896e5b0b4701eb9ef3b91d86ab8256b4496bf94c8925db063bc.jpgApp Store Terms & Conditions (Zap Edition) Mr. Jones tapped “Agree.” He wasn’t ready. ⚡📱 Coming soon… https://zapzide.com/cartoon/gm-gm-gm-encrypted-beans-only-no-kyc-just-caffeine-and-sats/2025-05-03https://blossom.primal.net/cc8d629288265d2ab821404fbdcecac1ce0287f913ac13fec85d30b1aed55aea.jpgGM, GM, GM! Encrypted beans only. ☕🦤🔐 No KYC. Just caffeine and sats. https://zapzide.com/cartoon/whats-the-first-rule-of-bitcoin-you-stack-you-shut-up/2025-05-02https://blossom.primal.net/3dc56345b8c908c7d1afaa47ad6e43966b7b2c57f2a4c52c12a986393652a513.png“What’s the first rule of Bitcoin?” You stack. You shut up. ⚡🥊 https://zapzide.com/cartoon/one-giant-gm-for-plebkind-caffeinated-activated-unstoppable/2025-05-02https://blossom.primal.net/ee9be490ec58a3abb43b18543e8c6aa3099954206da64cab4557f68b73ea56a0.jpgOne giant GM for plebkind. 🤖☕⚡ Caffeinated. Activated. Unstoppable. https://zapzide.com/cartoon/ancient-plebs-knew/2025-05-01https://blossom.primal.net/de324090e4d6e9e2c6f47cf7ce9a044a3742b321afa0864bd3d8be3304abf4f9.jpgGM. Ancient plebs knew. 🏺☕ https://zapzide.com/cartoon/bitcoin-is-100-to-pump-hes-not-a-former-anything-hes-the-high-priest-of/2025-04-30https://blossom.primal.net/0af19c3115646dff2abfec741d5a8337fdf1bc52934d1a916c323faa2d49e418.jpg“BITCOIN IS 100% TO PUMP!!” He’s not a former anything. He’s the high priest of orange chaos. : The Maximalist Gospel 🟧🔫⚡️📰 https://zapzide.com/cartoon/discover-nostr-curated-nostr-follow-packs-are-live-find-signal-share-you/2025-04-30https://blossom.primal.net/c3bffeef184fd60134382a63c4e009820d974e9e39119a004b55a05ee7d91366.jpgDiscover Nostr. Curated. 📦 Nostr Follow Packs are live: Find signal. Share your vibe. Build your list. 👉 ⚡ https://zapzide.com/cartoon/the-only-thing-harder-than-money-is-explaining-it-to-your-uncle/2025-04-30https://blossom.primal.net/e0555b800a1da9af56645dc34cec905a0627d27206cef6fba5cafafd04be463f.jpgThe only thing harder than money… is explaining it to your uncle. 😵‍💫🧓⚡ https://zapzide.com/cartoon/bitcoin-fixes-money-you-fix-your-life-step-by-step/2025-04-29https://blossom.primal.net/da4b03bcfed2df78f7caf751f9382d1e92f1b5ef83f096b382608b34631d52a4.jpgBitcoin fixes money. You fix your life. Step by step. 🌳☀️⚡ https://zapzide.com/cartoon/one-gm-infinite-times/2025-04-29https://image.nostr.build/7fffcec7fd8749a72ad22b468f01930ff2f23d528d3ca2b5cb588ba3201fb0bd.jpgOne GM. Infinite times. ☕⚡ https://zapzide.com/cartoon/sats-are-the-standard-always-have-been-or-not/2025-04-28https://blossom.primal.net/335a81b067d1e75443fc5b9e2b76178e31abd9b18864e5f06ae197a476af952c.jpgSats are the standard. Always have been. (Or not?) ⚡ https://zapzide.com/cartoon/only-thing-i-need-is-just-a-shot-of-gm/2025-04-28https://blossom.primal.net/3fdfc19ca5f6649ce052d66072b622022529fc1873aa3dd4ec8d849b1d693e31.jpgOnly thing I need is just a shot of GM. ☕⚡ https://zapzide.com/cartoon/eat-touch-hold-steak-grass-bitcoin/2025-04-27https://blossom.primal.net/325ad29edacd66eb30671c57f9ff1eb310fd87440155381b2b9a0d5521cab1b5.jpgEat. Touch. Hold. Steak, grass, Bitcoin. ⚡ # https://zapzide.com/cartoon/the-whole-world-is-gm-now-no-escape-only-coffee/2025-04-27https://blossom.primal.net/d9bce839165bd5aa9a925411b7cf6b0e60dec09226fb32e81ee9c14d24922d89.jpgThe whole world is GM now. No escape. Only coffee. ☕ https://zapzide.com/cartoon/some-treaties-shape-history-others-just-say-gm/2025-04-26https://blossom.primal.net/a4d6dabd3f6fb8c4816458b444914a34494930212d610a134fc654e860b44a1e.jpgSome treaties shape history. Others just say GM. 🕊️☕🧠 https://zapzide.com/cartoon/you-are-not-bullish-enough-for-the-dragons-of-spring-pumping/2025-04-26https://blossom.primal.net/5a9f0b02fd3a177fdf166eea3a04e477510625edb7dce039857b18c7a80cf8b9.jpgGM. You are not bullish enough for the Dragons of Spring Pumping. 🐉⚡🚀 https://zapzide.com/cartoon/remember-buzzbot-consent-verified-lightning-fast-a-little-dirty-always-r/2025-04-25https://blossom.primal.net/3e29cc40f01dfcaabff332512f9a8c7d77a67c5793917e062f17ff0f61208b98.jpgRemember @buzzbot: Consent verified. 🤖✅ (Lightning-fast. A little dirty. Always respectful.) ⚡ https://zapzide.com/cartoon/extra-large-like-my-conviction/2025-04-25https://blossom.primal.net/82d41c2379875302cb1c279bcab657e789e8884c7fc981298e4ee8ab0aed9bbb.jpgGM. Extra large. Like my conviction. ☕⚡ https://zapzide.com/cartoon/never-multizap-after-midnight/2025-04-24https://m.primal.net/QbQa.jpgGM. Never multizap after midnight. ⚡😵‍💫 https://zapzide.com/cartoon/is-now-ceo-of-twenty-one-capital-42-000-btc-treasury-ticker-xxi-bitcoin/2025-04-23https://m.primal.net/QanA.jpgis now CEO of Twenty One Capital. 42,000 BTC treasury. Ticker: $XXI. Bitcoin-native public company backed by Tether & SoftBank. Building a new market, not just beating the old one. ⚡ https://zapzide.com/cartoon/on-nostr-every-morning-is-a-good-one/2025-04-23https://m.primal.net/QaJp.jpgGM. On Nostr, every morning is a good one. ⚡☕ https://zapzide.com/cartoon/hfsp/2025-04-22https://m.primal.net/QZXY.jpg⚡ HFSP. https://zapzide.com/cartoon/do-you-have-a-lifeboat-because-the-money-printers-still-sinking-ships/2025-04-22https://m.primal.net/QZEN.jpgGM. Do you have a lifeboat? 🛶 Because the money printer’s still sinking ships. ⚡🌊💸 https://zapzide.com/cartoon/hope-doesnt-always-scale/2025-04-21https://m.primal.net/QYTl.jpgHope doesn’t always scale. ⚡ https://zapzide.com/cartoon/gm-to-everybody-everywhere/2025-04-21https://m.primal.net/QYQm.jpgGM to everybody, everywhere ☕💛 ☕💛 https://zapzide.com/cartoon/buzzbot-doesnt-just-serve-coffee/2025-04-21https://m.primal.net/QXyc.jpgGM! Buzzbot doesn’t just serve coffee. 🤖☕⚡ https://zapzide.com/cartoon/gm-have-a-happy-and-blessed-easter/2025-04-20https://m.primal.net/QXCY.jpgGM ☕️☀️ Have a happy and blessed Easter https://zapzide.com/cartoon/happy-easter/2025-04-20https://m.primal.net/QWtx.jpg🥚✨ Happy Easter! https://zapzide.com/cartoon/every-morning-on-nostr-feels-like-a-damn-fine-cup-of-decentralization/2025-04-19https://m.primal.net/QVlV.jpgEvery morning on Nostr feels like a damn fine cup of decentralization. ☕⚡ https://zapzide.com/cartoon/no-fiat-no-noise-just-sats-and-stars-gn/2025-04-18https://m.primal.net/QVQg.jpgNo fiat. No noise. Just sats and stars. GN. https://zapzide.com/cartoon/gm-greeting-gm-signal/2025-04-18https://m.primal.net/QUfK.jpggm ≠ greeting gm = signal https://zapzide.com/cartoon/first-time-on-nostr-yeah-it-can-be-a-lot-welcome-to-the-weirdest-protoco/2025-04-17https://m.primal.net/QTIq.jpgFirst time on Nostr? Yeah… it can be a lot. ⚡️🦄🍞👙🕺 Welcome to the weirdest protocol on Earth. https://zapzide.com/cartoon/give-ross-ulbricht-yes-its-really-him-some-zap-love/2025-04-17https://m.primal.net/QTEc.pngGive Ross Ulbricht (yes, it’s really him) some zap love. https://zapzide.com/cartoon/gm-is-the-new-mining/2025-04-16https://m.primal.net/QSFc.pngGM is the new mining