ZAP ZIDE⚡ Zap Me

The complete run

Cartoon Archive

607 permanent cartoon pages, organised by month. No endless image wall.

October 2026

7 cartoons
  1. Organic Growth
  2. Uptober
  3. GM. Sunday service: casting out fiat
  4. GM. Weekend forecast: light accumulation
  5. GM from Homo Hodlus
  6. GM. Your field guide to the Nostr wilderness.
  7. GM. Not everything needs to be a note

September 2026

30 cartoons
  1. GM. Fresh coffee. Same post.
  2. GM. AI slop found Lightning
  3. GM. Monday’s consensus mechanism
  4. GM. Down the Nostr hole
  5. GM. Choose your weirdo
  6. GM. Here comes the sun. Paul’s still syncing
  7. GM. Breakfast of maximalists
  8. GM. Zaps help me maintain this lifestyle
  9. GM. Mostly bullish. Locally unhinged
  10. GM. Monday has breached containment
  11. GM. Nobody touch anything
  12. GM. Wake up and smell the coffee
  13. GM. Feeling completely normal today
  14. GM. Mad, bad, and dangerous before coffee
  15. GM. Bull run delayed
  16. GM. That’s the whole feed. See you tomorrow
  17. GM. Monday: proof of work, unfortunately
  18. GM. I only said GM.
  19. GM. Weirdos wanted!
  20. GM. Proof of spend
  21. GM. Put on your Nostr face
  22. Decentralize This
  23. GM. Bullish, somehow
  24. GM. Stay liquid
  25. GM. Hello, friend. Control is just a bad relay
  26. GM. Saturday orders: hold and do nothing.
  27. GM. Normie onboarding is going great
  28. GM. Be patient. He's orange.
  29. GM. Set zaps to stun
  30. GM. Keep running

August 2026

31 cartoons
  1. GM. Dead enough to say GM
  2. GM. Everything is fine. Probably
  3. GM. Some of us never left Nostrland
  4. GM. Keep running.
  5. Beyond Bitcoin
  6. GM. Bullish, unfortunately.
  7. GM. Next stop.
  8. GM. A gentle reminder to buy some bitcoin. Or else.
  9. GM. It's not for everyone. That's the point.
  10. GM. The punchline was priced in.
  11. GM. Therapy is in session.
  12. GM. Ah. They're doing that again.
  13. Nobody is in charge
  14. GM. The signal found me.
  15. GM. Please keep Nostr weird...
  16. GM. It just verifies.
  17. GM. Nostr gets weird sometimes.
  18. GM. ...now what?
  19. GM. Looks like everyone's here.
  20. GM. Careful who you say GM to these days.
  21. GM. They had a few follow-up questions
  22. GM. Every castle needs defenders. Support the Bitcoin Red Team:
  23. GM. Terminally orange-pilled
  24. GM. Rough week, eh? We're still here
  25. GM. A lot has changed…
  26. GM. Better days ahead.
  27. GM. WANTED: "40 Bits."
  28. GM. Nothing clears a room like self-custody.
  29. GM. Well... that escalated quickly.
  30. GM. Beware of the entropy cave.
  31. GM. Stay safe out there, frens

July 2026

31 cartoons
  1. GM. Every Nostr story starts with a key.
  2. GM. The grey man is a work in progress.
  3. GM. The adventure started when he kept walking
  4. GM. Zap to summon.
  5. GM. This is your brain on Nostr.
  6. GM. This exhibit was value-for-value
  7. GM. The timeline finally felt like home.
  8. GM. We found the Bitcoin. The fiat is still missing.
  9. GM. Nobody knows. Stack accordingly.
  10. GM. Some mornings the signal just feels right.
  11. GM. First contact. No KYC.
  12. GM. Same bear. Different year.
  13. GM. Bitcoin finds you.
  14. GM. Keep politics, religion and BIP-110 out of breakfast.
  15. GM. Off the algorithm.
  16. GM. Rumor has it Bitcoin Twitter is back. I’m good.
  17. GM. Good signal today.
  18. GM. Zaps sold separately.
  19. GM. Access granted.
  20. GM. Timeline looks good.
  21. Stay weird. It’s Cyberpunk Summer.
  22. GM. We made it.
  23. GM. Nobody talking is my favorite indicator.
  24. GM. First rule of shipwrecks: grab the node.
  25. GM. Decentralize your heroes.
  26. GM. Have you seen this bird?
  27. GM. Don’t worry. It gets weirder.
  28. GM. Happy 250th. Dusting off the original revolution. 🇺🇸₿
  29. GM. Thanks for the support.
  30. GM. We live here now.
  31. GM. I pity the fiat.

June 2026

30 cartoons
  1. GM. Look. No fiat.
  2. GM. You think you too good for the Nostr hood?
  3. GM. “How’s Bitcoin?” season.
  4. GM. Sometimes all you need is GM.
  5. GM. Everything’s fine.
  6. GM. Heatwave won. Gone for the day.
  7. GM. Not dead. Just outside.
  8. You on Nostr or Something?
  9. GM. Keep on nosterin'
  10. GM. Harold returned with the same number of users.
  11. GM. Explain fiat. Slowly.
  12. GM. Some gains are more visible than others
  13. GM. Historic day at the Nostr conference. All six users made eye contact.
  14. GM. Summer volume remains normal.
  15. GM. We came for the funeral. Again.
  16. GM. Hard to ban a protocol
  17. GM. Blessed be the weird protocol.
  18. GM. Summer of stack. SPF 21 million.
  19. GM. Still safer than leaving it on an exchange.
  20. Bear market therapy is getting weird.
  21. GM. Population: us.
  22. GM. Another peaceful day on Nostr.
  23. GM. Love them dippy Monday mornings.
  24. GM. Another beautiful day to ignore the chart.
  25. GM. If this is dead, imagine alive
  26. GM. The chart is doing that thing again.
  27. GM. First contact went exactly as expected.
  28. GM. Nostr mornings always feel weird.
  29. GM. Holding through another beautiful day.
  30. GM. The date was going surprisingly well.

May 2026

31 cartoons
  1. Perfect GM!
  2. GM. Just do it. The chart won’t.
  3. GM. Weirdly plausible.
  4. GM. Did you plan ahead?
  5. GM. Something moved in the deep end.
  6. GM. Got Bitcoin?
  7. GM. Tell me about your GM.
  8. GM. Nostr marketing meeting ended productively weird.
  9. GM. Advanced morning mathematics.
  10. Bitcoin Pizza Day
  11. GM. Nostr headquarters remained modest.
  12. GM. This town ain’t big enough for two monetary systems.
  13. GM. Normie onboarding entered hard mode
  14. GM. Remote work, local coffee
  15. GM. One relay. One coffee. Enough.
  16. GM. Exceptionally glorious today.
  17. GM. Please remain weird.
  18. GM. Bit hard to explain.
  19. GM. Every visit to Fiatland ends the same way
  20. GM. EU solved everything except the thing
  21. It had begun
  22. GM. When did you stop?
  23. GM. They feared open-source sorcery.
  24. GM. What are we having today?
  25. GM. The truth was poorly received.
  26. GM. Some still watch the 1-minute chart
  27. GM. It made sense at the time
  28. GM. The problem...
  29. GM. Sunday levels: mellow.
  30. GM. Ancient payments exhibit
  31. GM. Sun’s up. Coffee’s on. Bullish

April 2026

33 cartoons
  1. GM. Emotional state: machine.
  2. Bitcoin conference
  3. GM. Found the source of the GM.
  4. GM. Did you see me at Vegas?
  5. GM. Almost spent some money.
  6. GM. Marketing entered Vegas and never returned.
  7. GM. Still possible.
  8. GM. Fresh start energy.
  9. GM. Loyalty program active.
  10. GM. Uncle Sam is verifying blocks.
  11. GM. Minimal stack achieved
  12. GM is not a greeting. It’s a diagnosis.
  13. GM. The future is... different.
  14. GM. Sunday toast protocol activated
  15. GM. You talkin' to me?
  16. GM. Difficult, but important
  17. GM. All stable, technically.
  18. Some mornings, GM is enough.
  19. GM. You arrived early. Sit quietly.
  20. GM. Results remain visible
  21. GM. Trial by fiat
  22. GM. Declare your wallet
  23. Wen Moon
  24. GM. Did the bank send the letter?
  25. Trippin’. Far out. Peace?
  26. GM. Just do it.
  27. GM. Too early?
  28. GM. This should not have grown.
  29. GM. Hidden in plain sight.
  30. GM. Drop and give me 20 engagements, maggot.
  31. GM. One of you will sell.
  32. GM. Yes it's April 1: Free Bitcoin for everyone. (Please form an orderly line.)
  33. GM. Even apocalypse has a sale section.

March 2026

31 cartoons
  1. GM. Plant now. Zap later.
  2. GM. Monday’s first lesson: zoom out.
  3. GM. Nostr rehab meets Sundays.
  4. GM. Magic internet money, weekend edition.
  5. GM. Decentralized confusion, Friday edition.
  6. GM. The EU is doing great!
  7. GM. AI said no. Wallet said yes.
  8. GM. They all start small.
  9. Not your keys, not your coins
  10. GM. Soft GM extraction.
  11. GM. Silent. Then GM.
  12. GM. What up, Nostr gang.
  13. GM! Print yourself a great day
  14. GM. Looks like HFSP season.
  15. GM. The quiet protocol. No algorithms. No masters. Just relays.
  16. GM. Take with coffee.
  17. GM. Touch of Genesis.
  18. GM. Go Bitcoin
  19. GM. It is only proper
  20. GM. Coffeechain.
  21. GM. Coffee here. Me on Nostr
  22. Lightning croissant
  23. GM. Oh… you’re here too?
  24. GM. Proof-of-sweat
  25. GM. The sale continues
  26. GM. No management detected
  27. No platform needed
  28. GM. Ah. There it is
  29. GM. AI says it’s fine
  30. GM. Still planting.
  31. GM. Obviously

February 2026

30 cartoons
  1. GM. Laziness, but strategic
  2. It was foretold
  3. GM. Working (technically)
  4. GM. Have you Nostr'd today?
  5. GM. Bitcoin Clearance Event
  6. GM v2.1. Minor bugs remain
  7. GM. Light showers of value
  8. GM. Fully decentralised GM.
  9. GM. Hold on tight.
  10. GM. Keep it simple.
  11. GM. Museum of Early Conviction.
  12. GM. Fire good. Zap better.
  13. GM. Nostr — discount dopamine
  14. GM. Dreamt of the Dutch tax man. 36% on imaginary profits
  15. Happy Valentine’s Day. Roses fade. Private keys don’t.
  16. GM. Freshly picked. Still warm.
  17. GM. It’s a GM-off.
  18. GM. Clown FUD season, starring Jemima Kelly in the Financial Times.
  19. GM. Success is a repost.
  20. GM. It seems much quieter now.
  21. GM. Have you seen Max Pain?
  22. GM. Even diamond hands need a break.
  23. GM. Still not selling.
  24. GM. Not every morning is zappy.
  25. GM. Still here.
  26. GM, so early
  27. GM. This wasn't the plan.
  28. GM. We discovered… lower
  29. GM. We’re all mad here.
  30. GM. So HAPPY

January 2026

31 cartoons
  1. GM. So early.
  2. GM. It's gotta be perfect.
  3. GM. It's over
  4. GM. Stack, don’t think.
  5. GM. The long and winding road.
  6. GM. Anyway.
  7. GM. In hindsight
  8. GM. This broadcast is experiencing inflation.
  9. GM. Twist and shout.
  10. GM. Did you hear?
  11. GM. Tea, then?
  12. GM. Still early.
  13. GM. Hodl et Patientia
  14. GM. Down the liquidity hole he went.
  15. GM.
  16. GM achieved!
  17. GM. The empire left kiosks behind.
  18. GM. Relax, Bitcoin doesn’t care.
  19. GM. You want a revolution? It comes in sats.
  20. GM. Meaning loading…
  21. GM. 10 January - Running Bitcoin Day. Thanks, Hal Finney. Still running. Still early
  22. GM. Logged in.
  23. GM. Is Nost still alive?
  24. GM. Monitoring intensified.
  25. GM. Even bears get tired.
  26. GM. No excuses
  27. GM! Confused? Perfect. That’s Nostr!
  28. Confess now. Paperwork later.
  29. Genesis Block Day Signal detected. Joy permitted.
  30. Happy Genesis Block Day!
  31. GM. Snowing: cold storage conditions ideal.

December 2025

31 cartoons
  1. Happy New GM! Keep it weird.
  2. GM. One day an AI will pay with Lightning without asking. When do you think that happens?
  3. GM. Wrong chart?
  4. GM. It helped.
  5. GM. Da Fuck...
  6. GM. Only a few listened.
  7. GM. The First Zapmas.
  8. GM GM. Merry Christmas. Ho ho hodl.
  9. GM. Santa finally gets it.
  10. GM. Christmas Tree, now permissionless.
  11. GM GM GM, it was the thought that counted.
  12. GM. Holiday decor, but make it Lightning.
  13. GM. Santa AFK. Elves went maxi.
  14. GM. Still not the moment.
  15. GM. It just keeps GM’ing.
  16. GM. This is fine.
  17. GM. Caring optional.
  18. GM. Soaking in cheap sats.
  19. GM. Festive, but permissionless.
  20. GM. Not Satoshi (trust me bro)
  21. Watch closely… the GM ritual begins.
  22. Quit Twitter? Good. Recovery starts here
  23. Ah, the special : back on the pleb menu.
  24. Just GM.
  25. GM. Stranger zaps
  26. GM. It dumped. Again.
  27. GM. Sinterklaass gone full maxi. (Naughty list? Everyone)
  28. GM. Trust the light.
  29. GM. Hopium holding (dose adjusts with every dip)
  30. GM. Hodl clinic open.
  31. GM. Forecast: cheap sats. Great day to stack

November 2025

30 cartoons
  1. May your day be GM
  2. GM. Did it hurt? Welcome to Bitcoin.
  3. GM. Cards silent. Your move.
  4. GM. Grateful for Nostr -> pass the sats and the gravy
  5. GM. Repent! 87K shall smite the weak hands!
  6. GM. Maybe the bottom… maybe the pre-bottom?
  7. GM, dude… freshest batch just dropped.
  8. GM. Blessed be the GM.
  9. GM. When grandma senses cheap sats, you listen.
  10. GM! Wipe that dip off your face, recruit!
  11. GM. Cheap corn hit you hard too?
  12. GM. A chill of bears.
  13. GM. Woke up in November 2024. Chart confirms.
  14. GM. Red Monday, green mood.
  15. GM. Confess your weak hands.
  16. GM. If you go down in the woods today, You're sure of a big surprise.
  17. GM. Bitcoin Amsterdam - proof-of-mayo.
  18. GM. Bitcoin Amsterdam just booted up.
  19. GM. Plug in, power up, zap hard.
  20. GM. Starter Pack: coffee, chaos, cold storage.
  21. GM. Suffocating? That’s just DCA pressure.
  22. GM. Salvation through self-custody.
  23. GM. The ledgers stopped when Bitcoin started.
  24. GM. Deep… deeper… DCA.
  25. GM. Still not fucking selling.
  26. GM, it’s falling season - stack accordingly.
  27. GM y’all, breakfast special: Pleb Slop (now with extra fiat dust)
  28. GM. Cloudy with a chance of zaps.
  29. GM. Engagement takes time.
  30. GM. All he wants is zaps.

October 2025

44 cartoons
  1. Seventeen years since a ghost changed money forever. Happy Bitcoin Whitepaper Day! 13 haunted transmissions from the protocol’s dark side. One every hour until the nodes stop screaming. (13/13)
  2. Sleep tight- no scary bedtime stories tonight 13 haunted transmissions from the protocol’s dark side. One every hour until the nodes stop screaming. (12/13)
  3. Long live the flesh! 13 haunted transmissions from the protocol’s dark side. One every hour until the nodes stop screaming. (11/13)
  4. The reading of the will 13 haunted transmissions from the protocol’s dark side. One every hour until the nodes stop screaming. (10/13)
  5. Wishing you a Happy Nostrween! 13 haunted transmissions from the protocol’s dark side. One every hour until the nodes stop screaming. (9/13)
  6. Don’t be afraid of the dark 13 haunted transmissions from the protocol’s dark side. One every hour until the nodes stop screaming. (8/13)
  7. You trusted them with your savings. They took your soul 13 haunted transmissions from the protocol’s dark side. One every hour until the nodes stop screaming. (7/13)
  8. Shit, it’s Nostrween! 13 haunted transmissions from the protocol’s dark side. One every hour until the nodes stop screaming. (6/13)
  9. Don’t worry, it’s not Bitcoin. 13 haunted transmissions from the protocol’s dark side. One every hour until the nodes stop screaming. (5/13)
  10. Coming soon: The Return of the Living Debt 13 haunted transmissions from the protocol’s dark side. One every hour until the nodes stop screaming. (5/13)
  11. It’s Nostrween - and the Sucker’s hungry again! 13 haunted transmissions from the protocol’s dark side. One every hour until the nodes stop screaming. (4/13)
  12. Happy Nostrween! I want to suck your sats! 13 haunted transmissions from the protocol’s dark side. One every hour until the nodes stop screaming. (3/13)
  13. Uncle Nakamoto- proof of work, eternal. (2/13)
  14. GM HAPPY NOSTRWEEN 13 haunted transmissions from the protocol’s dark side. One every hour until the nodes stop screaming. (1/13)
  15. GM. Bitcoin is the koan. My brain is the bowl.
  16. GM. High signal. Low noise. Just how I like it.
  17. GM. Just me, my coffee, and the perfect echo chamber.
  18. GM. Smash. Zap. Repeat.
  19. GM. The stars went orange… I wasn’t ready
  20. GM. Tried to restart my Nostr… now my toaster’s zapping me.
  21. Still GM. Still afloat. Still signal.
  22. GM. Still bullish in the sideways wasteland.
  23. GM. Putting on the meat suit, heading into the fiat mines.
  24. GM. Zapping - it’s not for everyone.
  25. GM. Still 99% self-viewership, 100% vibes.
  26. GM. And thus spake the ostrich: run a node, go outside, stack sats, don’t shitcoin. And they hearted, but they heard not.
  27. GM. Still Dumptober.
  28. GM. Welcome to Orange Pill Alley.
  29. GM. Patient Zero strikes again.
  30. GM. The future was not hiring
  31. GM. Again.
  32. GM. Should we buy more?
  33. GM. We all dump in our own way
  34. GM. Abracadabra!
  35. GM, dear plebs. Because tradition must be honored.
  36. GM. Just one more zap, bro.
  37. GM. The weak trust banks. The strong verify.
  38. GM. Even the barber knows.
  39. GM. Heroes fade, legends stack.
  40. GM. Autumn light, Bitcoin bright
  41. GM. Feeling viral. Must be the Bitcoin fever.
  42. GM. Bitcoin’s moving. Weekend’s here. But are you ready for the Pump?
  43. GM. Fridge vibes = ATH vibes.
  44. GM. You cannot kill an idea.

September 2025

30 cartoons
  1. GM. Is this good for Bitcoin?
  2. GM. I hate Mondays.
  3. Insert sats, get GM
  4. GM. 24 words, 1 tiny miracle.
  5. GM. Sad but true.
  6. GM. Operation complete.
  7. GM. Who dares enter Nostr?
  8. GM, any good news?
  9. SUPERNICE GM!, certified purple energy.
  10. Nostr Couple Therapy - 21 sats can’t fix everything.
  11. GM, it’s SATSURDAY — powered by zaps & coffee.
  12. GM. Told you it was safe (just a bit smelly).
  13. GM. Ah, the eternal question: Do you accept Bitcoin?
  14. GM Anonymous: first step is admitting you didn’t GM.
  15. GM. Let the power of Nostr compel you!
  16. GM. Nuance is dead out there. Thank God for Nostr.
  17. GM. A tiny citadel beats a crumbling empire.
  18. HEY! YOU DIDN' T SAY SAY GM!
  19. GM. Apocalypse vibes? Fuck that shit.
  20. GM! One protocol a day keeps the algo away.
  21. GM. Gang sign? Handshake? Every protocol needs one
  22. Where’s your GM?
  23. GM. They say early imprinting is best.
  24. GM. We escaped the algo… and now what?
  25. GM. Careful what you zap for.
  26. GM. Some maxis just like it hard.
  27. Just another morning on Nostr.
  28. GM. Decentralized Bird People… finally someone gets it.
  29. GM Parade. Stay Sovereign. One Block at a Time. Zap Love.
  30. GM. Welcome to the Nostr Retirement Home. Free coffee, infinite GM, daily sats bingo.

August 2025

37 cartoons
  1. Bear? Bull? GM. Next stop…?
  2. Hello? …………… GM. (peak Nostr)
  3. GM. Don’t judge me- I’m on Nostr.
  4. GM. “You are not stacking enough. That is why you are sad.”
  5. GM. Some mornings, Nostr feels infinite.
  6. ASK THE NOSTR - the oracle says… GM.
  7. GM. Fiat hunting trophies — stuffed with inflation.
  8. GM. One Zap to rule them all… in the land of Mordebt where the fiat lies.
  9. GM. Platforms rot. Nostr runs. This feed never died.
  10. GM. Breakfast... mined fresh.
  11. GM, the holder’s nightmare: “We’ve upgraded your Bitcoin to CBDC points!”
  12. GM. Just one more dip, man… I swear this is the last stack.
  13. GM. Exhibit A: debt slavery (1971–20XX)
  14. GM. It’s never too early to start borrowing… just ask Junior.
  15. GM! Good friends. Good vibes. Fuck-you money. (H/T @ODELL)
  16. GM. Exit noise, enter Nostr.
  17. GM - Charged with Self-Custody.
  18. GM. You were warned.
  19. GM. Do NOT feed the fiat monkey!
  20. GM. Bring out… the comfy chair!
  21. In the age of blood and fire, only the holders endure.
  22. GM - Stack more sats, you fools!
  23. GM. No freedom? Might be your KYC settings.
  24. GM - fortune and glory… offline.
  25. Could’ve been Bitcoin. Still can be. Start stacking.
  26. GM. Multisig? Or grandma’s just paranoid.
  27. GM. On Nostr, the end of the feed is just the start of the day.
  28. GM. Another victim of vacation mode.
  29. GM. How can we buy in… if the dip isn’t big enough for humans?
  30. GM. Proof‑of‑caffeine activated.
  31. “Not your what?”
  32. GM. Your time, your sats, your future.
  33. GM from the Nostr Zoo. Maxis. Zappers. Fluencers.
  34. Time to: Turn on. Tune in. Stack sats.
  35. KYC = Kill Your Customer. Feels accurate.
  36. GM. The last place that feels real. (…someone bring more coffee.)
  37. GM. BUY BITCOIN, ACT BROKE. (Complain about coffee prices)

July 2025

40 cartoons
  1. GM. You can’t grow Nostr without a little
  2. GM. Bitcoin or Slavery. Stack sats or row forever.
  3. GM. Eye of the pleb
  4. GM. Bitcoin just hit 1 Zetahash. Hashrate so loud, I can hear the fiat screaming.
  5. GM. He said “cold wallet,” but it felt… warm.
  6. GM. The discovery of GM changed everything.
  7. GM Thinking about Bitcoin all day?
  8. GM. We need more zappers. They said, “Nostr doesn’t have the numbers.” They forgot about plebs.
  9. Escape the algorithm. Find the island.
  10. GM. I think I’ve been nostregized! (Symptoms may include: random “GM”s, and a deep distrust of anything centralized.)
  11. He promised his wife he’d be normal this cycle. (But then he saw the chart…)
  12. GM. Some say he’s still in there… …replying to notes from 3 days ago.
  13. “Honey, where is the retirement fund?” “In the mempool, darling. Where it belongs.” GM
  14. GM. Planet Purple. He came in peace. They came with zaps.
  15. HOLY SATS—did you see ? Looks like he’s doing a push-up every time he says “Bitcoin.” Massive gains. Proof-of-Work IRL.
  16. GM, soldier. In this protocol… we zap first. Always.
  17. GM. FUCK FIATISM. STAY FREE. STAY SIGNAL.
  18. It’s official: today is day 567 of trying to orange-pill mom. (Progress: she said “maybe” and didn’t walk away)
  19. GM. It was never about the coffee. It was about the connection.
  20. GMMMMMM… Bitcoin is the ego killer. Strip away the noise. Stack the truth.
  21. Not the hero TradFi wanted. The one it deserves. Truth. Justice. And the Bitcoin Standard.
  22. Job interview, 2033: “We’re offering 120,000 sats a year—plus AI therapy credits )and a free Nostr upgrade).”
  23. GM. Coffee in hand, walking through the ruins of the fiat world. One step closer to freedom.
  24. GM. Wake up, anon. Bitcoin is calling.
  25. GM. Bitcoin support? Yeah, it’s stuck again.
  26. The party’s on Nostr now. No X. No guest list. No bouncers. Just zaps.
  27. GM. He didn’t know what it meant—only that it was time.
  28. GM. Don’t spill the coffee. You might awaken forces you don’t understand.
  29. GM. Time to sun those balls. Health is wealth. Sats are optional.
  30. GM. Now we wait. Bitcoin for friends, not just charts.
  31. GM. That moonboi feeling. Charts screaming, coffee beaming, ATH dreaming.
  32. GM. In ancient times, they zapped 100 sats like it was nothing. Legends, all of them.
  33. GM. If they’re not saying it… they don’t know what the fuck they’re doing.
  34. GM! EXTRA! EXTRA! Read all about it - stack sats!
  35. “There can be only one.” . Not crypto.
  36. GM. Suddenly, it dawned on him… he didn’t have enough bitcoin.
  37. Stack sats. Live free. Stay humble. Improve your skills. One path. Four steps.
  38. GM. Rumor has it Credit Crisis 2.0 is loading… Well, zap to that. coffeechain
  39. GM. He refused to leave until someone zapped his note. Stubborn? Maybe. Hopeful? Always.
  40. Too much coffee. Too much GM. Energy’s high. Vibes are higher.

June 2025

35 cartoons
  1. GM. Sun’s up, coffee’s on — must be a good day!
  2. Bitcoin takes pressure of dollar
  3. Say GM!
  4. GM. He a Bitcoin Boy Scout: prepared, brave, patched, fair-earned, and paired with nature.
  5. GM from the Zap Factory Round the clock. No union. Just vibes.
  6. GM. Education is decentralized. The first lesson: GM = GM.
  7. GM. Zaps. Right.
  8. GM What year did you wake up?
  9. GM Sometimes… the thought of it was enough
  10. GM He was finally free… and it terrified him.
  11. GM. The Trial. They zapped, they muted… but he still didn’t know what the charge was.
  12. Metamorphosis 2.0 — now with Lightning integration (Kafka never saw this one coming)
  13. GM First morning in Prague?
  14. GM Ever since I set up my node… it’s been following me. Stone steps. Heavy breath. Orange glow. Golem lives.
  15. GM He could see sovereignty… but no one told him the path.
  16. GM May NOSTR be with you
  17. GM Hasta la fiat, baby
  18. GM PLEASE ZAP RESPONSIBLY
  19. GM. Bullish
  20. GM from the bed-in Bitcoin is Peace. Sats are Peace.
  21. Genius mode: ON. It’s all in the nine pages.
  22. GM High on sats. No rehab in sight.
  23. GM Still in my robe. Still magical internet money.
  24. GM Some mornings are just loading… When zap?
  25. GM. The system’s rotting. The zaps are loading. FIGHT THE FIAT
  26. GM… GM… Nostr can be such empty (sometimes)
  27. GM. Bit zappy outside.
  28. GM Mute them parrotbots! Signal only. No copy-paste cults.
  29. WARNING: This product is highly addictive May cause: – Compulsive GM posting – Uncontrollable zapping – Sudden urges for self-custody Unfiltered. Decentralised. NOSTR ZapZide
  30. GM! It’s Bitcoin or Bust. No brakes. No rulers. Just sats and speed. Insert sats to start.
  31. GM from Nostr, Inc. Nobody’s in charge. But everyone’s loud.
  32. Took him awhile.
  33. “Pray tell—who invited an ostrich into Wonderland?” GM, said the ostrich, exhaling pure signal.
  34. GM. Is your attention ripe… or already harvested? Choose signal. Zap Zide
  35. GM. Took the scenic route through the hash forest. Every block, a breath. Every step, a signal.

May 2025

46 cartoons
  1. GM Barely keeping my head above the feed. The spambots are back. The spambots are back. THE SPAMBOTS ARE BACK.
  2. GM. Just sipping coffee… when he SUDDENLY remembered the last word of his seed phrase.
  3. It is always GM somewhere. Time is an illusion. Coffee is not.
  4. Name’s Mol. Co-founder. Podcaster. Dutch maximalist. On a mission in Las Vegas: Keep the network hot. Make it censorship-resistant. No martinis. Just nodes.
  5. GM. Stay humble.
  6. ARE YOU BULLISH ENOUGH, ANON? MOST DOPE ₿ MERCH TO WEAR by CUPS. HOODIES. SHIRTS. DOING IT RIGHT IN .
  7. GM Nos Vegas What happens here… shows up in your zap history.
  8. GM Bitcoin Conference Las Vegas. Got bit drunk… Married a vending machine labeled “Buy Now, Pay Later.” Till debt do us part.
  9. GM Forget the shitcoiners. Forget the scammers. Forget the fiat casino. Stay humble, stack sats.
  10. GM, sunshine. Happy thoughts only. (Which is why it’s just Bitcoin in here.)
  11. “I had the dream again…” Nostr therapy hits different.
  12. GM No likes. No follows. Only signal. Peace through protocol. ZapZide
  13. No borders. No banks. Just Bitcoin lets you stay anywhere, paid in sats. Travel light. Custody hard. Built by Bitcoiners. For the free. airbtc.online
  14. GM. That ATH feeling. For now. Could go higher… or lower. Still, it’s a royal vibe. GM, plebs!
  15. Happy Bitcoin Pizza Day! The original on-ramp
  16. Happy Bitcoin Pizza Day! Laszlo paid 10,000 BTC. I paid 21 sats for a pizza you need a microscope to see. Still worth every slice.
  17. GM. Coffee. Bitcoin book. This is me pretending the system doesn’t exist.
  18. Bitcoin doesn’t care. “I don’t give a flying fuck if you use sats or bits.”
  19. GM. You’re now under hypnosis… You will zap the note. You will obey.
  20. GM You don’t have enough Bitcoin. But at least you’ve got coffee.
  21. GM. It’s not a cult. It’s just the only place that makes sense anymore.
  22. GM. Urge for a lot of coffee. I am the mug now.
  23. GM. “This burger was my retirement plan.” And now it actually is. Steak ’n Shake starts accepting Bitcoin May 16, 2025 — 393 locations. Steakburgers. Beef tallow fries. Sats well spent?
  24. Zap Zide cartoon from 15 May 2025
  25. “My teeth are scarce, but they’re not worth billions of dollars.” – Katie Martin, FT columnist Scarcity ≠ value? Tell that to Satoshi.
  26. The album A Gathering of Batteries by (with ) feels like a Sgt. Pepper moment on the timechain: something new, something magic.
  27. GM. You’ve entered Nostrland. No roadmap. No exit. Just endless, shimmering vibes. The feed pulses. The zaps echo. Time loops. You’re home.
  28. GM! Some say it’s a monetary revolution. Others say it’s just an excuse to take your shirt off.
  29. GM He hit the GM detonator.
  30. GM. Moonbag’s packed. Just waiting for the countdown…
  31. GM. Welcome to The Breakfast Zap. They skipped detention… to stack together.
  32. GM?
  33. New meeting. Same confusion. Meanwhile, Bitcoin just pumped past $100K. Classic.
  34. I bid you good GM. With dignity, caffeine, and sats.
  35. I accidentally zapped myself. Honestly… no regrets.
  36. GM. Sun. Coffee. Sats.
  37. GM. Coffee’s hot. The world’s on fire. Priorities.
  38. Clearly: the Mugwump was trying to guess his seed phrase. Lee lit a cigarette. Reality flickered. Word 8 was interzone. Zap Zide
  39. Feathered. Unbanked. Free. The sun rose, the pigeons listened, and the ostrich whispered: GM — forever.
  40. GM. Virtually awake. Still need coffee. Still stacking.
  41. GM Today is Hal’s birthday. The ostrich runs. Just keep running.
  42. App Store Terms & Conditions (Zap Edition) Mr. Jones tapped “Agree.” He wasn’t ready. Coming soon…
  43. GM, GM, GM! Encrypted beans only. No KYC. Just caffeine and sats.
  44. “What’s the first rule of Bitcoin?” You stack. You shut up.
  45. One giant GM for plebkind. Caffeinated. Activated. Unstoppable.
  46. GM. Ancient plebs knew.

April 2025

29 cartoons
  1. “BITCOIN IS 100% TO PUMP!!” He’s not a former anything. He’s the high priest of orange chaos. : The Maximalist Gospel
  2. Discover Nostr. Curated. Nostr Follow Packs are live: Find signal. Share your vibe. Build your list.
  3. The only thing harder than money… is explaining it to your uncle.
  4. Bitcoin fixes money. You fix your life. Step by step.
  5. One GM. Infinite times.
  6. Sats are the standard. Always have been. (Or not?)
  7. Only thing I need is just a shot of GM.
  8. Eat. Touch. Hold. Steak, grass, Bitcoin. #
  9. The whole world is GM now. No escape. Only coffee.
  10. Some treaties shape history. Others just say GM.
  11. GM. You are not bullish enough for the Dragons of Spring Pumping.
  12. Remember @buzzbot: Consent verified. (Lightning-fast. A little dirty. Always respectful.)
  13. GM. Extra large. Like my conviction.
  14. GM. Never multizap after midnight.
  15. is now CEO of Twenty One Capital. 42,000 BTC treasury. Ticker: $XXI. Bitcoin-native public company backed by Tether & SoftBank. Building a new market, not just beating the old one.
  16. GM. On Nostr, every morning is a good one.
  17. HFSP.
  18. GM. Do you have a lifeboat? Because the money printer’s still sinking ships.
  19. Hope doesn’t always scale.
  20. GM to everybody, everywhere
  21. GM! Buzzbot doesn’t just serve coffee.
  22. GM Have a happy and blessed Easter
  23. Happy Easter!
  24. Every morning on Nostr feels like a damn fine cup of decentralization.
  25. No fiat. No noise. Just sats and stars. GN.
  26. gm ≠ greeting gm = signal
  27. First time on Nostr? Yeah… it can be a lot. Welcome to the weirdest protocol on Earth.
  28. Give Ross Ulbricht (yes, it’s really him) some zap love.
  29. GM is the new mining